I REFUSE to Let AtlanticMike Destroy our Messageboards

[Res Ipsa]

Ceeboo was never queued. To my best recollection, LudwigM was not politically conservative. Neither Ajax, Subgenius, or Tobin were ever Queued. But maybe a better question to ask is why are so many conservatives here belligerently defiant of the rules?

Hey Res! I don’t like the bait you’re using today, reel your line in and try a different bait!

I thought worms would be just ducky, but I'll switch to hellgrammites.

[Atlanticmike]

Hey Res! I don’t like the bait you’re using today, reel your line in and try a different bait!

I thought worms would be just ducky, but I'll switch to hellgrammites.

I would suggest a #1 with cheese, extra onions, no tomato, a large lemonade and a small frosty. If you figure out a way to fit all that on a hook, I’ll bite next time. Good luck!

[Atlanticmike]

Hey Res! Even though you’re a lawyer, you seem like a smart guy, do you think your friends Jersey, Kevin, Schmo, pancakes and Marcus will ever figure out they’re posting exactly what I want them to post when they start threads to talk about me?

[Res Ipsa]

I thought worms would be just ducky, but I'll switch to hellgrammites.

I would suggest a #1 with cheese, extra onions, no tomato, a large lemonade and a small frosty. If you figure out a way to fit all that on a hook, I’ll bite next time. Good luck!

I think I'm going to need a bigger hook.

[Res Ipsa]

Hey Res! Even though you’re a lawyer, you seem like a smart guy, do you think your friends Jersey, Kevin, Schmo, canpakes and Marcus will ever figure out they’re posting exactly what I want them to post when they start threads to talk about me?

Thanks! That might be the best compliment I've ever received. Sadly, my skills at mind reading a future prediction are sadly lacking. No one would ever mistake me for a prophet.

[Atlanticmike]

Hey Res! Even though you’re a lawyer, you seem like a smart guy, do you think your friends Jersey, Kevin, Schmo, canpakes and Marcus will ever figure out they’re posting exactly what I want them to post when they start threads to talk about me?

Thanks! That might be the best compliment I've ever received. Sadly, my skills at mind reading a future prediction are sadly lacking. No one would ever mistake me for a prophet.

Well, you might not be a prophet, but every lawyer I’ve ever met loves profits!!

[Res Ipsa]

Thanks! That might be the best compliment I've ever received. Sadly, my skills at mind reading a future prediction are sadly lacking. No one would ever mistake me for a prophet.

Well, you might not be a prophet, but every lawyer I’ve ever met loves profits!!

You may win the pun derby today!

[Atlanticmike]

Well, you might not be a prophet, but every lawyer I’ve ever met loves profits!!

You may win the pun derby today!

Ok ok ! Last one! Promise. Speaking of derbies. When I was in scouts I won the pinewood derby with a car shaped like a chicken!!! One of the judges for the derby said I did such an awsome job it was like watching poultry in motion!

[Marcus]

Hey Res! Even though you’re a lawyer, you seem like a smart guy, do you think your friends Jersey, Kevin, Schmo, canpakes and Marcus will ever figure out they’re posting exactly what I want them to post when they start threads to talk about me?

So let me get this straight.

1) The troll disrupts conversations and posts rude and inappropriate comments, then,

2) when other posters comment that he is disrupting conversations and posting rude and inappropriate comments,

3) the troll brags that he knew in advance that if he disrupted conversations and posted rude and inappropriate comments,

4) that other posters would comment that he is disrupting conversations and posting rude and inappropriate comments.

seriously? if this is what the troll is bragging about, there are some brain cells missing here.

[Binger]

Well, you might not be a prophet, but every lawyer I’ve ever met loves profits!!

You may win the pun derby today!

Can we have a separate reporting feature for homophonic posts? I believe that this is an urgent issue. I, for won, am offended.