Of Docs and Leaks.

[dantana]

I hear there has been a recent leak regarding one of the docs recovered by the fed guys. Apparently it is bigly secret and the Trumpman dearly wants it back. Supposedly it is a doc from the Trump family think tank outlining ideas for how to skim money from his parishioners

Of course the one we already know about is to ask for 'stop the steal' donations and then not use it for actual stop the steal actions. The insider though has leaked information on a couple of other interesting ones.

One calls for Trump to have his two favorite quack-titioners, Dr. Ronny and Dr. old-hippie-guy assert that they know for a scientific certainty that there is indeed going to be a big die-off of the vaccinated. Trump camp would then send out mailers to his usuals - that they should give him all of their money, since they are going to die anyway, and to get even for being duped by the libs into getting vaxxed.

Another one a bit down the list was to have Huell and Kuby down in Albuquerque strong arm people into writing checks and then sit on them until the check clears. The insider says that that one was Don Jr's fav.

[MeDotOrg]

Sources?

[High Spy]

Sources?

A figment of a figment of an imaginary imagination.

[dantana]

Sources?

Story by Dave Berg and Mort Drucker. Illustrations by Sergio Aragones. Mole handling by Don Martin.

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

Post it, man. That’s usually how this works. You know better, Big D!

- Doc

[dantana]

Post it, man. That’s usually how this works. You know better, Big D!

- Doc

I guess that's the thing about all matters in the Trump universe. It's a perpetual state of Poe's law. Even something as silly as the OP is believable with Trump.

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

Post it, man. That’s usually how this works. You know better, Big D!

- Doc

I guess that's the thing about all matters in the Trump universe. It's a perpetual state of Poe's law. Even something as silly as the OP is believable with Trump.

There should be a new Internet law named Bing Bong’s Law, where everything someone posts on the Internet is BS, everyone knows it’s BS, and the OP bs-poster likes the attention and interprets it as validating themselves and their BS. <- that doesn’t have anything to do with dantana, by the way.

- Doc

[Res Ipsa]

I was wondering how many would bite.

[honorentheos]

Post it, man. That’s usually how this works. You know better, Big D!

- Doc

I guess that's the thing about all matters in the Trump universe. It's a perpetual state of Poe's law. Even something as silly as the OP is believable with Trump.

For what it's worth, I thought you did a good job dropping in improbable details that signaled it was satire. The MAD cartoonist name drops when asked for a source was all gravy. It may have been the perfect dish if the OP had gave one or the other as author. Either way, I kinda wonder who could read a story and not know it claiming Trump's group seriously considered asking for all of his vaccinated MAGA loyalists money since they were going to die anyway so the money would go to the great cause of fabricating liberal tears was a spoof. Sure, the man suggested drinking bleach and nuking a hurricane. But still.

[Binger]

Post it, man. That’s usually how this works. You know better, Big D!

- Doc

FTW