Roman horns blare out a clarion call as the clouds part and reveal a humanoid figure descending rapidly, clothed in a fireball with a trajectory starting somewhere in Virginia.
As the man clothed in flame makes contact with the ground of Shady Acres a giant crater is blasted into the ground.
From the craters still glowing center steps a God wearing wings on his feet and carrying a satchel of messages for roman deities.
He speaks to the enthralled masses.
Thought I'd pay y'all a visit. How you guys and gals doing?
“Every one of us is, in the cosmic perspective, precious. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another.”
― Carl Sagan, Cosmos
Wow! Great to see you, Mercury! I hope you come back using a new account.
"He disturbs the laws of his country, he forces himself upon women, and he puts men to death without trial.” ~Otanes on the monarch, Herodotus Histories 3.80.
Roman horns blare out a clarion call as the clouds part and reveal a humanoid figure descending rapidly, clothed in a fireball with a trajectory starting somewhere in Virginia.
As the man clothed in flame makes contact with the ground of Shady Acres a giant crater is blasted into the ground.
From the craters still glowing center steps a God wearing wings on his feet and carrying a satchel of messages for roman deities.
He speaks to the enthralled masses.
Thought I'd pay y'all a visit. How you guys and gals doing?
The age of shitposting has returned
What an entrance!!! Welcome back, Mercury.
"Your eyes saw my unformed substance; in your book were written, every one of them, the days that were formed for me, when as yet there was none of them." Psalm 139:16 ESV
