John Dehlin Primary Sing-along!

[SaturdaysVoyeur]

I looked out the window and what did I see?
Drama popping on the John Dehlin tree!
Kamp has brought us such a nice surprise,
Management problems right before our eyes.
We'll parse every tidbit, oh, what a treat!
Unconfirmed gossip makes us feel so sweet.
It's none of our concern, but we'll disagree
'Bout the drama popping on the John Dehlin tree!

[Kishkumen]

Nicely done!

[Philo Sofee]

I looked out the window and what did I see?
Drama popping on the John Dehlin tree!
Kamp has brought us such a nice surprise,
Management problems right before our eyes.
We'll parse every tidbit, oh, what a treat!
Unconfirmed gossip makes us feel so sweet.
It's none of our concern, but we'll disagree
'Bout the drama popping on the John Dehlin tree!

I hear the church needs some new songs, you need to apply.

Here's my attempt at helping out:

Jesus wants me to invest in wealth,
to pay for my great debts,
Take the tithing and invest it,
in His Corporation, and yet...
A dollar! A Dollar!
Jesus wants even my Dollar!
A dollar! A Dollar!
Jesus even wants that from me.

[Dr. Shades]

Jesus wants me to invest in wealth,
to pay for my great debts,
Take the tithing and invest it,
in His Corporation, and yet...
A dollar! A Dollar!
Jesus wants even my Dollar!
A dollar! A Dollar!
Jesus even wants that from me.

Dude, your syllable count and meter are WAY off.

Rule of thumb: When you post a song or poem, sing or read it out loud, with your actual voice, and see how it sounds. When it comes out sounding funny, rewrite accordingly.