How to Resell the Fake Two Cumorahs Geography

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How to Resell the Fake Two Cumorahs Geography

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How to Resell The Fake Two Cumorahs Geography

Wikihow has provided steps on how to resell eBooks in the Public Domain on their site here:
https://www.wikihow.com/Sell-Public-Domain-eBooks

Of course, you need to locate an eBook in the Public Domain containing the Fake Two Cumorahs Geography Theory for The Book of Mormon.
But that's why I am here.

Here is a December 1924 Advertisement for the book:
https://tinyurl.com/LEHills1924BookAd

And a January 1925 Advertisement for the book:
https://tinyurl.com/LEHills1924BookAdJan1925

Both advertisements above were in the Saints' Herald, published in Independence, MO., in 1924 and 1925.

Here is the actual eBook, scanned by Google:
https://tinyurl.com/LEHills1924book

Here is the page with an illustration of the fake Two Cumorahs geography theory for The Book of Mormon.
https://tinyurl.com/LEHills1924bookM2C

Notice how the actual Hill Cumorah is the mountain range located behind the Pyramid of The Sun. As the book notes, the so-called Hill Cumorah in New York you call merely a hill where Joseph Smith found the plates. It's merely a drumlin, of course, a pile of gravel that cannot contain a cave. Not even a man-made cave.

Your actual fake Hill Cumorah may vary but needs to be located south of the Rio Grande, preferably within the Isthmus of Tehuantepec which will serve as the narrow neck of land.

Now after locating the eBook that you want to resell on line, you need to rename your fake Two Cumorahs Geography eBook to make it appear to be different than the original.

"Mormon's Codex" has already been taken. So have "Mormon's Map" and "The Sorenson Model." You're out of luck if you want to select those titles.

This is when you need to be creative. Suggested titles for your new eBook with fake Two Cumorahs are:

F.A.R.M.S. - or All Book of Mormon geography theories are equal, but F.A.R.M.S. is more equal than others

Book of Mormon Central
Interpreter Foundation
FAIRLDS

To make your eBook on the Fake Two Cumorahs geography theory stand out from all the rest, you should create a 501(c)(3) and a website for your new tax-free entity. This website should contain PayPal buttons begging for donations so that you, a grand Scholar with a PhD, can tell your audience the importance to obtain tax-free funds to research this fake Two Cumorahs geography theory located in the deep-dark jungles of Central America.

This is similar to reselling Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's 1912 "The Lost World" another eBook in the Public Domain that can be resold. Yes, tales of the deep dark jungles were popular in the 1910s, 1920s and 1930s. Consider King Kong from 1933. So too, J.M. Barries 1912 tale about Peter Pan. It's also in the Public Domain.

Then you offer memberships to your new 501(c)(3), but you limit membership only to individuals who have obtained a Masters or Doctorate degree. This is called an economic "barrier to entry" which allows you to raise your prices. We can't have just any animal be equal to the others.

If you call your new eBook with the Fake Two Cumorahs geography, Book of Mormon Central, you can increase your revenue by becoming a stay-at-home Travel Agent and sell tickets to cruises to the Yucatan. Then with your fellow ship passengers, you can gaze upon the Land of Promise while floating safely offshore to avoid touching it and possibly contracting Montezuma's Revenge. Then you can safely return to your home in Utah County.

Remember, when it comes to reselling eBooks in the Public Domain, creativity is key in making as much revenue as possible.
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Re: How to Resell the Fake Two Cumorahs Geography

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Then you can triumphantly claim you never made a dime from it. While galavanting around the world for free.

Sweet gig if you can get it. Kudos to DCP for finding the gravy train.
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