3 Nephites Cure A Woman's Sore Breasts With Tobacco and Lard

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3 Nephites Cure A Woman's Sore Breasts With Tobacco and Lard

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The Univeristy of Pittsburg has recently collected stories about the 3 Nephites as part of their library of folktales, folklore, fairy tales, and mythology.

Here are a few of them:

Nephite Heals with Lard and Tobacco

My grandmother, Mary Biddlecome, was a famous midwife with an art of healing that amounted almost to a gift. Before she came to Ferron and Castle Dale, she lived in Nevada and was taking care of a woman whose breasts had caked. The woman was in great pain and nothing Grandmother did seemed to give her any relief. Grandmother was standing at the stove heating some water for hot packs when there came a knock at the door and an old man entered. He asked for something to eat and as he sat eating the lunch she set out for him, he asked what the trouble was in that house. Grandma told him and he said to take a piece of tobacco the size of his thumb and he measured off an exact amount and boil it in lard and rub that on the woman's breast. Grandma hurried to do it and didn't pay much attention to the old man. The woman was so immediately relieved that Grandma went to call her thank you to the old man and he had disappeared completely. The house sat out on a plain and she should have been able to see him.
This is an interesting 3 Nephite story. It seems like the old folk cure (tobacco poultice) was taken right from the WoW. Also, who would forget a strange old man that appeared at your door and gave you a folk-cure to apply on your sore breast? It wasn't until after applying the poultice that the woman remembered the old man was still outside the door? Strange.

Here are some other 3 Nephite stories:
Nephite Assumes Animal Form

Some people suggest that the Nephites can take forms other than human.
It was just past midnight when a woman who was working a late shift found it necessary to walk home, as the last bus had already left. Often she had walked alone in the dark but this night she was frightened. As she approached the viaduct, a huge German police dog came toward her. She found the sight of the dog reassuring and wished it would walk home with her. When the dog was beside her, it turned and began trotting in the direction she was going. While they walked on the viaduct a car drove up, stopped beside her, and a man leaped out. The dog, which was walking a little ahead of the woman, turned and dashed toward the man, who jumped back into the car and drove away. When the woman reached her home, she called to her protector to come close so she could pet it, but it stood quietly a short distance away looking at her. She called through the door to her mother to come and see the beautiful creature, but as her mother opened the door, the dog vanished. She believed that a Nephite had taken the form of a dog to protect her.
An Incident in the Lives of William Henry and Mary Laidlaw Seegmiller

In the month of November 1867, my parents, William H. and Mary Laidlaw Seegmiller, were married in Salt Lake City. My father and mother were among a number of L.D.S. people who received calls to colonize the southeastern part of Nevada. The group settled on what was known as the Muddy River, in a place called St. Joseph, in the Moapa Valley, Nevada.
Late one afternoon while my father was just outside their tent home chopping wood, he was approached by a rather distinguished-looking person of Jewish type, having a large Roman nose, who accosted father in the German language, father's parents being German, that language, as well as English, was familiar to him. The visitor asked for something to eat to take along in his bag that he carried across his shoulder, and also for some patches of cloth with which to mend his clothes.

Father told the man they had not yet eaten their evening meal and for him to come in the tent and rest and mother would prepare supper and they would all eat together. To this the man replied he did not have to to stop and would prefer to have some food just to take along with him. Father asked him where he was going. He pointed to the southwest. Father then warned him not to go in that direction as it was barren desert and no water within sixty miles. To this the man replied, "I have traveled in the north, south, east and west, in heat and in cold, and I have no fear of suffering from thirst." Father then asked him his name, to which he replied, "They call me the Wandering Jew."

The stranger was given the things he asked for and father stepped into the tent. Mother said, "Don't let that man start over the desert this late in the day." So father hurried out to call him back to spend the night with them. The road stretched out for miles without obstruction, but the man could not be seen. A neighbor, Brother Fairbanks, had also seen the man as he approached my parents' tent, but had no conversation with him.

Father and mother always thought their visitor was John the Beloved, or one of the three Nephites, who had been promised by the Savior to tarry upon the earth until He returns again.
The Old Man on the Road

Seems like I did hear a story about one of the Nephites once. Don't know if I can remember it or not, though. It was along time ago when I heard it. It was out there on the road between Lyndal and Delta. You know what kind of country that is -- just flat desert for about forty miles. Well, this feller -- I think it was old John Rogers -- was goin' along and he saw an old man on the road. So he stopped and asked him if he wanted a ride; but he said no, he didn't want any ride. And seems like they talked there for quite a while, and when old John Rogers had drove off -- maybe forty yards down the road -- he looked around and couldn't see the old feller nowhere.
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Before she came to Ferron and Castle Dale, she lived in Nevada and was taking care of a woman whose breasts had caked.
Do I dare google "caked breasts?"
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Dr. Shades wrote:
Mon Apr 24, 2023 9:16 am
Before she came to Ferron and Castle Dale, she lived in Nevada and was taking care of a woman whose breasts had caked.
Do I dare google "caked breasts?"
Go ahead - you're a brave man, and can (potentially) take one for the team :)
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Dr. Shades wrote:
Mon Apr 24, 2023 9:16 am
Before she came to Ferron and Castle Dale, she lived in Nevada and was taking care of a woman whose breasts had caked.
Do I dare google "caked breasts?"
Blocked milk duct (a.k.a. lactational mastitis).
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Everybody Wang Chung wrote:
Sun Apr 23, 2023 9:43 pm
... breasts had caked.
The Parker café in Hurricane Utah is famous for its chocolate breast cake. Folks come from as far away as St. George and Colorado City for that cake, as well as, the chicken fried steak with sauce ala Neville.
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Moksha wrote:
Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:45 am
Everybody Wang Chung wrote:
Sun Apr 23, 2023 9:43 pm
... breasts had caked.
The Parker café in Hurricane Utah is famous for its chocolate breast cake. Folks come from as far away as St. George and Colorado City for that cake, as well as, the chicken fried steak with sauce ala Neville.
:lol: perrrrrrrfect.
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