Bob Bobberson: Prophet, Seer, Poet

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Bob Bobberson: Prophet, Seer, Poet

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I recall studying Father's bookshelf as a youth; perusing the spines of the many books he owned as I would rest upon the couch after a long day of school. Some of the books were newer while some were very old: Mosheim and Edersheim's Bible commentaries, John Dummelow’s commentary, The complete Journal of Discourses, Edward Gibbon's work on Rome, Arrington's Mormon Experience, Nibley's large and colorful Joseph Smith Papyri book, and so many others. There were even a few rare publications from polygamists who knew Father and gave him their works for free. One of these books that stood out for me was Isaiah: Prophet, Seer, Poet by Victor Ludlow. I don't know why. Maybe it was the large lettering of the dustcover. When I got a little older I set out to read that volume but found it underwhelming, and so didn't continue with it.

Many years later, however, I was introduced to a new "poet" of sorts, or at least a master of prose, who wrote in an archetypical style like Isaiah of old, or Melville or Hemmingway in more recent days; an obscure fellow whose words flow from the page timeless, masterful, and thoughtful; a feast for the hungry traveler with little to eat whilst sojourning across the desert of literature that is our day, the sun beating down with its barren words as we thirst like the traveler, who suffers as if he were a prisoner in an age of shackles and dungeons -- the victim of a dark age; of repression -- indeed, the words as I first read them flowed like silk onto a parched tongue, and the words, of course, came from none other Bob Bobberson. Yes, I knew of his masterful narratives and the many levels of meanings they offered, however, I did not know until recently that Bobberson was also a prophet and likely, a seer.

Consider his epic work, The Mopologist also Rises. In part 6, we read of Mopologist Merlyn Young, who had a little time to spend relaxing after a long day:
Bob Bobberson wrote: With this in mind he was in a somewhat celebratory mood, and so he fetched one of his Schott Zwiesel wine glasses. Though he'd never had a taste of alcohol in his entire life, he'd been given these glasses as a gift during a trip to Europe some time back, and he enjoyed using them: he found they added a touch of refinement to whatever he was drinking (in this case, caffeine-free Mr. Pibb), and the shape of the glass helped to focus the bouquet. He lowered his nose down into the glass and took a big whiff: caramel, vanilla, notes of toffee and cinnamon. Bubbles from the carbonation tickled his nose and upper lip. He took a drink and then set the glass down and went to the refrigerator and got the mayonnaise and ketchup, and mixed them in equal parts in a small bowl so that he'd have some fry sauce for his meal. (This makeshift fry sauce was one of the few things he actually knew how to make). He took his plate, his bowl of sauce, and his wine glass of Mr. Pibb off into his study and set them down at his desk.

This had always been his favorite room in the house: masculine yet subdued and furnished with dark wood and leather. There was a decorative globe in a stand in one corner, and all the walls were lined with bookshelves. Atop one of the shelves was a ship in a bottle that his son Nathan had made for him some years back. Next he went to his CD collection to pick out the proper music to accompany his meal: would it be Mahler tonight, perhaps? Or maybe Rimsky-Korsakov? Berlioz? Mahler it is, then. The 3rd, that is, the Leonard Bernstein version. Perfect. Plus, he had been dipping into the Romantic poets. "Tintern Abbey," a piece he'd enjoyed since his undergraduate days at BYU, would be the icing on the cake. He pulled it off the bookshelf, and then he sat down at his desk and pressed "Play" on the stereo remote, and let the sensation wash over him.

It was glorious: he held open his copy of Wordsworth with his left had and read while he dipped his corn dogs and tater tots into his fry sauce with his right hand. And he washed it all down with the redoubtable Mr. Pibb. "Exquisite," he said, licking his lips, and chuckled at himself. It was silly, sure, but enjoyable too. He was enjoying himself: the superb symphony, the crunch of the corn dog, the creaminess of the jello salad, the salted-caramel finish of the soda. What more could a person want? This was living.
Recall, this was published in 2014. And now fast-forward to 2023:

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After a long day’s drive via country roads from Edinburgh via Hadrian’s Wall and the small market town of Alston, which has a Latter-day Saint historical connection, we’ve finally arrived at the justly famous Lake District, which known not only for its beauty but for its association with William Wordsworth (1770-1850) and other notable poets and writers associated with English Romanticism.
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You can perhaps understand why I’m in a Wordsworthian mood. I always am when I come here.

So — nobody’s forcing you to read this! — I’m going to share a couple of my favorite passages from him. The first comes from his “Lines Composed a Few Miles Above Tintern Abbey” (or, to be more full and exact, from his “Lines Composed a Few Miles Above Tintern Abbey, On Revisiting the Banks of the Wye During a Tour, July 13, 1798”). In this passage, Wordsworth tells how he has moved from a simple youthful veneration of wild nature to a perception that nature somehow points to something vast, perhaps even something divine, that lies beyond itself.
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Bobberson masterfully captured the essence of a well-known apologist.

If the Pope had granted Henry VIII his divorce indulgences or even instituted The Principle for royalty, the dissolution of the Abbeys would not have occurred and Dr. Peterson may have gotten to see a working Tintern Abbey.
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One of DCP's favorite, but lesser known Wordsworth poems:


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DCP a few days ago wrote:I’m something of a Mahler fan, having been introduced to his work by my high school German teacher, Lenore Smith. As a reward for those who stayed with the language for the third and fourth year, she devoted those classes to art and architecture (for one year) and to music (for the other). I didn’t exactly come from an artsy family, so this was really my introduction to Albrecht Dürer (whose work I love, and whose sites we have visited in Nürnberg), Paul Klee, Oskar Kokoschka, and (another personal favorite) Lyonel Feininger, as well as a number of other Germanic painters. And it was my introduction not only to the titans of Austrian and German music like Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, and Brahms but to Dietrich Buxtehude, Georg Philipp Telemann, Gustav Mahler, Richard Strauss, and Anton Bruckner. Miss Smith had earned a degree in piano performance before going on to a master’s degree in German and, eventually, to another graduate degree from the Universität Heidelberg. My debt to her is incalculable. She became a lifelong model for me of a genuinely cultured person.
How does DCP explain such a thing? God surely wants us to mock DCP.

It's as clear as the Early Modern English on the small plates of brass.
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drumdude wrote:
Sat Jun 10, 2023 5:02 am
DCP a few days ago wrote:I’m something of a Mahler fan, having been introduced to his work by my high school German teacher, Lenore Smith. As a reward for those who stayed with the language for the third and fourth year, she devoted those classes to art and architecture (for one year) and to music (for the other). I didn’t exactly come from an artsy family, so this was really my introduction to Albrecht Dürer (whose work I love, and whose sites we have visited in Nürnberg), Paul Klee, Oskar Kokoschka, and (another personal favorite) Lyonel Feininger, as well as a number of other Germanic painters. And it was my introduction not only to the titans of Austrian and German music like Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, and Brahms but to Dietrich Buxtehude, Georg Philipp Telemann, Gustav Mahler, Richard Strauss, and Anton Bruckner. Miss Smith had earned a degree in piano performance before going on to a master’s degree in German and, eventually, to another graduate degree from the Universität Heidelberg. My debt to her is incalculable. She became a lifelong model for me of a genuinely cultured person.
How does DCP explain such a thing? God surely wants us to mock DCP.

It's as clear as the Early Modern English on the small plates of brass.

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it." --Voltaire

It's almost like Voltaire had the Mopologists in mind when he wrote this.
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drumdude wrote:
Sat Jun 10, 2023 5:02 am
DCP a few days ago wrote:I’m something of a Mahler fan, having been introduced to his work by my high school German teacher, Lenore Smith. As a reward for those who stayed with the language for the third and fourth year, she devoted those classes to art and architecture (for one year) and to music (for the other). I didn’t exactly come from an artsy family, so this was really my introduction to Albrecht Dürer (whose work I love, and whose sites we have visited in Nürnberg), Paul Klee, Oskar Kokoschka, and (another personal favorite) Lyonel Feininger, as well as a number of other Germanic painters. And it was my introduction not only to the titans of Austrian and German music like Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, and Brahms but to Dietrich Buxtehude, Georg Philipp Telemann, Gustav Mahler, Richard Strauss, and Anton Bruckner. Miss Smith had earned a degree in piano performance before going on to a master’s degree in German and, eventually, to another graduate degree from the Universität Heidelberg. My debt to her is incalculable. She became a lifelong model for me of a genuinely cultured person.
How does DCP explain such a thing? God surely wants us to mock DCP.

It's as clear as the Early Modern English on the small plates of brass.
Dr. Peterson links his long career as a university professor to his new endeavor as a travel blogger. He brings excessive Mormon erudition to the table, but I suspect the folks at SeN and the Interpreter love it. It would be a hoot if Dr. Peterson started making YouTube videos of his travels.

You can tell if Dr. Peterson has gone full Deutschlander when he mixes Fanta and Coke.
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Team Bayes scores this correspondence 2500:1 in favor of Bob Bobberson’s The Mopologists Also Rises being a true work of pre-factual historical non-fiction. It it a testimony of the prophetic ability of Dr. Bobberson.
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Dr Moore wrote:
Sat Jun 10, 2023 7:28 pm
Team Bayes scores this correspondence 2500:1 in favor of Bob Bobberson’s The Mopologists Also Rises being a true work of pre-factual historical non-fiction. It it a testimony of the prophetic ability of Dr. Bobberson.
Kyler Rasmussen can bump that up by 20-40 orders of magnitude if you'd like. He just requires his usual fee.
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The initial revelation regarded Tintern Abbey, how would K.R. explain not only Tintern Abbey, but also Mahler? (.01)(.01) anyone?
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drumdude wrote:
Sat Jun 10, 2023 5:02 am
DCP a few days ago wrote: Oskar Kokoschka
That Professor Peterson says he hearts the work of Oskar Kokoschka is...uhm...I don't even know what to say.

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Oskar Kokoschka, The Pagans (1915)

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The Creepy Tale Of An Artist Who Ordered, Then Decapitated, A Doll Made To Look Like His Ex

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