The Book of Abraham can be saved and has verifiable historical authenticity

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The Bomb

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Philo Sofee wrote:
Tue Jun 27, 2023 10:52 pm
I shall return and report once the Nuke is dropped.

I don't think you realize what this is going to do for your credibility and the strength of your ability to wipe the apologetic argument from off the face of the earth. I don't think you understand how absolutely devastating this is for the Book of Abraham which rests upon the foundation that Joseph Smith's (half-black & half-white) boy named "Pharaoh" discovered the land of Egypt during the era of the so-called Tower of Babel in which the languages were confounded according to Jewish tradition.

Philo, you have a royal flush in your hand and the apologists are going to run like hell and wish to God you never had listened to me.

Drop that f-ing bomb and wipe them out, all of them!

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Shulem wrote:
Wed Jun 28, 2023 10:40 pm
Philo Sofee wrote:
Tue Jun 27, 2023 10:52 pm
I shall return and report once the Nuke is dropped.

I don't think you realize what this is going to do for your credibility and the strength of your ability to wipe the apologetic argument from off the face of the earth. I don't think you understand how absolutely devastating this is for the Book of Abraham which rests upon the foundation that Joseph Smith's (half-black & half-white) boy named "Pharaoh" discovered the land of Egypt during the era of the so-called Tower of Babel in which the languages were confounded according to Jewish tradition.

Philo, you have a royal flush in your hand and the apologists are going to run like hell and wish to God you never had listened to me.

Drop that f-ing bomb and wipe them out, all of them!

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LOL! Oh the drama! It is going to be fun to see if they try to do anything with it. i shall be as totally comprehensive as I know how to be. It could very well be a 5 hour long video with FULL details... we shall see.
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A link to tonight's Mormonism Live, por favor.
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Moksha wrote:
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A link to tonight's Mormonism Live, por favor.
I don't have it at my fingertips, but I know its on polygamy.
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Philo Sofee wrote:
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Moksha wrote:
Wed Jun 28, 2023 11:15 pm
A link to tonight's Mormonism Live, por favor.
I don't have it at my fingertips, but I know its on polygamy.
Kerry, if you can find a link it will mean more viewers, plus extra indulgences in the Mormon Discussions Kingdom.
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Philo Sofee wrote:
Wed Jun 28, 2023 10:58 pm
It is going to be fun to see if they try to do anything with it.

You can expect they won't do much of anything because how can they? To my knowledge it's not something they've ever addressed before. Do you ever recall Nibley offering an apologetic to explain the difference between Smith's biblical 6,000 year timeline and that of modern Egyptology and science that extends Egyptian history by hundreds and thousands of years? I don't recall anything. What about John Gee? How about pussy-Muhlestein? What does Gee's lapdog have to say? What about baby-Smoot? What's in his soiled diapers?

How about Anubis's snout that was hacked out of Facsimile No. 3? Has Gee stepped forward with any kind of explanation on that? Has Gee done jack-crap to defend the god Anubis? Nope! John Gee is a traitor to the Egyptians and he hates genuine Egyptology. So, it wouldn't surprise me if it's nothing but crickets with regard to the 3000 BC vs. 2300 BC establishment of the Egyptian kingdom.

It sucks to be a Book of Abraham apologists more than ever! The game is over, yeah baby! We win and now we can cram it down their throats and watch them choke on it and vomit up Mormon nonsense. Perhaps they will come up with the idea that Ham-man was Osiris and lady Egyptus was Isis.

So, I've already taken that into consideration and can squash them no matter what they come up with. You can rely on Shulem to get the job done and squish John Gee and his minions like bugs. I'm out for blood. This is big time, yeah baby!

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Philo Sofee wrote:
Wed Jun 28, 2023 10:58 pm
LOL! Oh the drama!

Imagine, Gee and his poodle-Muhlestein (and boy-Smoot) approaching Joseph Smith in Nauvoo. They inform the prophet that they are of the opinion that the kingdom of Egypt was established by the First Dynasty some 700 years BEFORE Ham's progeny made claim via Mr. Pharaoh who was said to be the first king of Egypt.

How do you think Joseph Smith would have reacted towards those who contradict his timeline and dismiss his revelations? They would have been rode out of town and cursed!
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