DCP probably exchanged texts like these asking young men about masturbation

[drumdude]

I didn't know women could do that until I was at uni.

They can’t. Women don’t have penii.

They can’t “hold the priesthood.”

[IWMP]

I didn't know women could do that until I was at uni.

They can’t. Women don’t have penii.

A man doesn't have penii either... I hope.

[malkie]

They can’t. Women don’t have penii.

A man doesn't have penii either... I hope.

Not all men ...

[Chap]

I didn't know women could do that until I was at uni.

They can’t. Women don’t have penii.

This is nonsense. Assuming you are not joking (and if you are, it is not much of a joke), if you genuinely don't think women can masturbate you have met a rather limited selection of women.

And the plural of 'penis' in the English language is 'penises'. If we were talking Latin, it would be 'penes'. But we aren't so it isn't.

[huckelberry]

They can’t. Women don’t have penii.

This is nonsense. Assuming you are not joking (and if you are, it is not much of a joke), if you genuinely don't think women can masturbate you have met a rather limited selection of women.

And the plural of 'penis' in the English language is 'penises'. If we were talking Latin, it would be 'penes'. But we aren't so it isn't.

Chap, a related curiosity. Do young Christians in England worry a lot about this matter? (either men or women)

[IWMP]

This is nonsense. Assuming you are not joking (and if you are, it is not much of a joke), if you genuinely don't think women can masturbate you have met a rather limited selection of women.

And the plural of 'penis' in the English language is 'penises'. If we were talking Latin, it would be 'penes'. But we aren't so it isn't.

Chap, a related curiosity. Do young Christians in England worry a lot about this matter? (either men or women)

I thought it was a Mormon problem.

[IWMP]

A man doesn't have penii either... I hope.

Not all men ...

No men. Can you imagine a man with more than one penis.

[drumdude]

Chap, a related curiosity. Do young Christians in England worry a lot about this matter? (either men or women)

I thought it was a Mormon problem.

I’m not aware of another church which is as obsessed with masturbation as Mormonism.

[Everybody Wang Chung]

I thought it was a Mormon problem.

I’m not aware of another church which is as obsessed with masturbation as Mormonism.

https://newreligiousmovements.org/s/st-priapus-church/

[Everybody Wang Chung]

I actually think those texts are supportive and really nice. I would assume that they have a good relationship to be open like this and the bishop isn't asking for details. It could be that this person actually wants help.

I’m still confused. Does he want the bishop to help him refrain from masturbation, or to help him engage in masturbation?

So many questions.

Shades, I have so many questions too. There is just too much to swallow. I think we need to step back a little and appreciate how far both of these men have come.