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How to get rid of the squirrel infestation:
Presbyterian: Predestination; leave them alone.
Catholic: Go to church Christmas and Easter.
Baptist: Baptize the squirrels and they use it as water slide.
Jewish Synagogue: Circumcision will get rid of them.
Mormon: Use them to do baptisms for the dead.
Which church should the squirrels join?
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hauslern
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msnobody
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Re: Which Church should the squirrels Join
Cute. If they could only tithe.
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Moksha
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Re: Which Church should the squirrels Join
Send them on missions, especially to the Orem-Provo, Davis County, and Des Moines areas.
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Everybody Wang Chung
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Re: Which Church should the squirrels Join
I heard that a squirrel missionary just got sent home from his mission. Apparently, he tried to show his nuts to an investigator.
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Daniel C. Peterson, 2014
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