Why Dr. Shades Will Not Be Traveling To Ohio Anytime Soon

[Everybody Wang Chung]

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Two Ohio lawmakers have introduced a controversial bill that would fine men up to $10,000 per ejaculation if it is not intended for conception, in an effort to highlight what they call the hypocrisy of legislation regulating women’s reproductive rights.

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[msnobody]

I do recall Shades once saying the purpose of sex is to conceive.

[canpakes]

I do recall Shades once saying the purpose of sex is to conceive.

The devil there is in the details. ; )

[Moksha]

I do recall Shades once saying the purpose of sex is to conceive.

The devil there is in the details. ; )

Beyond the reproductive act, humans have made it multipurpose: It serves as both a relationship bonding agent and for pleasure.

God encouraged it via an angel with a drawn sword for Joseph Smith and Mormon Authorities, so perhaps there was a religious component as well.

[Dr. Shades]

I do recall Shades once saying the purpose of sex is to conceive.

Isn't it?

Evolution made sex feel good and gave us hormones to make us want it so that conception would be more likely to take place, wouldn't you say?

[Jersey Girl]

I do recall Shades once saying the purpose of sex is to conceive.

Isn't it?

Evolution made sex feel good and gave us hormones to make us want it so that conception would be more likely to take place, wouldn't you say?

Oh for goodness sake do I have to do everything around here? No.

Bonding.

[Dr. Shades]

Isn't it?

Evolution made sex feel good and gave us hormones to make us want it so that conception would be more likely to take place, wouldn't you say?

Oh for goodness sake do I have to do everything around here? No.

Bonding.

And evolution made bonding pleasurable so that offspring are more likely to receive resources from twice as many parents, thus increasing their chances of survival, wouldn't you say?

[canpakes]

God encouraged it via an angel with a drawn sword for Joseph Smith and Mormon Authorities, so perhaps there was a religious component as well.

Wasn’t that sword on fire?

I wonder if Joseph heard wrong. It’s almost as if that was intended as a warning about venereal disease.

[msnobody]

I do recall Shades once saying the purpose of sex is to conceive.

Isn't it?

Evolution made sex feel good and gave us hormones to make us want it so that conception would be more likely to take place, wouldn't you say?

A gift from God.

[msnobody]

Isn't it?

Evolution made sex feel good and gave us hormones to make us want it so that conception would be more likely to take place, wouldn't you say?

Oh for goodness sake do I have to do everything around here? No.

Bonding.

Leave and cleave and be fruitful and multiply are sort of all in there together.