2028 Democrat Dream Ticket

[ceeboo]

On an early November morning in 2027 at 6am, your solar powered alarm clock, set to NPR, wakes you up. You rise from your bed and gently slide on your "fight oligarchy" slippers, you put the TV on MSNBC, remove your organic asparagus shake from the cooler and start reading the NY times.

After you have finished your organic asparagus shake, you flip the TV over to CNN to get your daily dose of unbiased and objective news. Once you have had your fill of facts, you turn off the TV and start heading out to vote. You unplug your Prius, and you are on the road. As you drive to the election site, you flip off a few dozen idiotic ignorant homophobic racists wearing red hats.

Finally, you have arrived and are ready to do your part to save the Constitution and American democracy. You have just voted.

Who was on the ticket?

[canpakes]

… you have arrived and are ready to do your part to save the Constitution and American democracy. You have just voted.

Who was on the ticket?

Not Trump, thank goodness. : D

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

On a foggy November morning in 2027 at precisely 5:45am, your bald eagle freedom alarm screeches to wake you. You rise from your camo-sheeted bed inside a prefab bunker behind your uncle-brother’s ammo depot. You strap on your "Jesus is my Assault Rifle" slippers and switch on Fox Nation for your morning devotional with the Jesse Watters hologram.

You crack open a lukewarm can of gas station beef stew and wash it down with Monster Energy and ivermectin. After a quick prayer to Ronald Reagan and a glance at the “Don’t Tread On Me” flag that doubles as your shower curtain, you holster your sidearm and head out.

You warm up your 1992 F-150 (still sporting a “Let’s Go Brandon” bumper sticker and a cracked window held together by a Thin Blue Line decal), blast Kid Rock at full volume, and peel out toward the voting site, which you assume is still at the abandoned mall near the tractor pull arena.

You pass several Prius drivers and shout “Woke!” at them through a megaphone made from a repurposed AR-15 upper. You arrive at the polling station and start interrogating other voters to make sure they’re “legal.” One guy says he listens to NPR, so you report him to the sheriff and FBI for good measure.

At last, it’s your moment. You cast your ballot for Donald Trump (age 81, running from house arrest), with the new Vice President running mate Laura Loomer, because JD Vance was too classy.

You wipe a tear from your eye. Freedom has spoken.

[ajax18]

On an early November morning in 2027 at 6am, your solar powered alarm clock, set to NPR, wakes you up. You rise from your bed and gently slide on your "fight oligarchy" slippers, you put the TV on MSNBC, remove your organic asparagus shake from the cooler and start reading the NY times.

After you have finished your organic asparagus shake, you flip the TV over to CNN to get your daily dose of unbiased and objective news. Once you have had your fill of facts, you turn off the TV and start heading out to vote. You unplug your Prius, and you are on the road. As you drive to the election site, you flip off a few dozen idiotic ignorant homophobic racists wearing red hats.

Finally, you have arrived and are ready to do your part to save the Constitution and American democracy. You have just voted.

Who was on the ticket?

Zohram Mamdani of course. People jumping to their death from the burning WTC twin towers have been long forgotten a mere 24 years later. I might have to visit New York to partake of their communist party controlled grocery stores. Will it be as bad as school lunch was back in Democrat coal miner union controlled WV? Of course because this time communism will work.

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

He’s a brown dude in glasses fighting for tenant rights in New York, not Osama bin Laden. Maybe relax and take your meds, Adolf.

[Kishkumen]

On an early November morning in 2027 at 6am, your solar powered alarm clock, set to NPR, wakes you up. You rise from your bed and gently slide on your "fight oligarchy" slippers, you put the TV on MSNBC, remove your organic asparagus shake from the cooler and start reading the NY times.

After you have finished your organic asparagus shake, you flip the TV over to CNN to get your daily dose of unbiased and objective news. Once you have had your fill of facts, you turn off the TV and start heading out to vote. You unplug your Prius, and you are on the road. As you drive to the election site, you flip off a few dozen idiotic ignorant homophobic racists wearing red hats.

Finally, you have arrived and are ready to do your part to save the Constitution and American democracy. You have just voted.

Who was on the ticket?

Sounds lovely.

[Kishkumen]

Not Trump, thank goodness. : D

Indeed. I would vote for Rand Paul before I would vote for Trump, and I don't particularly like Rand Paul.

[ceeboo]

On an early November morning in 2027 at 6am, your solar powered alarm clock, set to NPR, wakes you up. You rise from your bed and gently slide on your "fight oligarchy" slippers, you put the TV on MSNBC, remove your organic asparagus shake from the cooler and start reading the NY times.

After you have finished your organic asparagus shake, you flip the TV over to CNN to get your daily dose of unbiased and objective news. Once you have had your fill of facts, you turn off the TV and start heading out to vote. You unplug your Prius, and you are on the road. As you drive to the election site, you flip off a few dozen idiotic ignorant homophobic racists wearing red hats.

Finally, you have arrived and are ready to do your part to save the Constitution and American democracy. You have just voted.

Who was on the ticket?

Sounds lovely.

Who was on the ticket?

[Kishkumen]

Who was on the ticket?

Here are my requirements for someone on the ticket:

1. This person is experienced in government and understands how it works
2. This person recognizes MAGA for the dangerous authoritarian cult it is and fights it principally by standing up for every good thing it is not
3. This person believes in the Constitution and the rule of law
4. This person believes in progressive (not regressive) taxation and actual fiscal responsibility
5. This person rejects the imperial/authoritarian presidency and unitary executive
6. This person will not nominate ideological loonies (like Alito and Thomas) to Supreme Court

[Gunnar]

Who was on the ticket?

Here are my requirements for someone on the ticket:

1. This person is experienced in government and understands how it works
2. This person recognizes MAGA for the dangerous authoritarian cult it is and fights it principally by standing up for every good thing it is not
3. This person believes in the Constitution and the rule of law
4. This person believes in progressive (not regressive) taxation and actual fiscal responsibility
5. This person rejects the imperial/authoritarian presidency and unitary executive
6. This person will not nominate ideological loonies (like Alito and Thomas) to Supreme Court

I would eagerly support a ticket consisting of Sheldon Whitehouse and with either Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez or Jasmine Crockett as his running mate. I think they fit all your stated requirements.