2028 Democrat Dream Ticket

[Molok]

On an early November morning in 2027 at 6am, your solar powered alarm clock, set to NPR, wakes you up. You rise from your bed and gently slide on your "fight oligarchy" slippers, you put the TV on MSNBC, remove your organic asparagus shake from the cooler and start reading the NY times.

After you have finished your organic asparagus shake, you flip the TV over to CNN to get your daily dose of unbiased and objective news. Once you have had your fill of facts, you turn off the TV and start heading out to vote. You unplug your Prius, and you are on the road. As you drive to the election site, you flip off a few dozen idiotic ignorant homophobic racists wearing red hats.

Finally, you have arrived and are ready to do your part to save the Constitution and American democracy. You have just voted.

Who was on the ticket?

No names come to mind, but for a start, someone who isn't a felon, or a rapist, or a pedophile. I know that rules out your favorite candidates, but I'm principled like that.

[Some Schmo]

I guess it's no surprise so many incels are Republican considering they keep asking what a woman is.

[Hound of Heaven]

Additionally, it might be worthwhile to inquire if the individuals there can provide a clear definition of what constitutes a woman, as many progressives I encounter seem uncertain about how to articulate this concept. I appreciate your help in advance! Please return and report if you find a progressive that can correctly define woman.

If you need a definition, the dictionary is always freely available. There's no need to be harassing innocent people into making up for your own deficiencies. Matt Walsh looked like a nimrod when he tried this routine as well, by the way. But if you like taking cues from a guy with VERY strong opinions about age of consent laws, and how they are preventing white men from getting the most fertile females, well be my guest. But nobody is required to take you seriously. But i'm a generous man, so tell you what, ask me pretty please, with sugar on top, for a definition of a woman and I'll give it to you.

Pretty pretty pretty please, with sugar on top, please define what a woman is for me.

Is this a woman?

[Molok]

Pretty pretty pretty please, with sugar on top, please define what a woman is for me.

An adult human female, by sex or gender. You're welcome.

[Hound of Heaven]

Pretty pretty pretty please, with sugar on top, please define what a woman is for me.

An adult human female, by sex or gender. You're welcome.

That's not a definition of woman and you know it.

Is the person in the image a woman?

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

Wow. Heil of Hitler seems sure obsessed with transgender people. You got something you want to share with us, incelbro?

[Molok]

An adult human female, by sex or gender. You're welcome.

That's not a definition of woman and you know it.

Is the person in the image a woman?

lmao, suddenly you're pretending to already know the definition? Go ahead, hound, tell me what's wrong with the definition. I already know exactly what you're going to say and how I'm going to respond, but I wonder if you can articulate it.

Edited to add : I don't know who that is, is this conversation a way for you to sneakily find out if you pass or not? Screw the haters, hound, live your truth. Slay queen!

[Hound of Heaven]

That's not a definition of woman and you know it.

Is the person in the image a woman?

lmao, suddenly you're pretending to already know the definition? Go ahead, hound, tell me what's wrong with the definition. I already know exactly what you're going to say and how I'm going to respond, but I wonder if you can articulate it.

Is there person in the picture a woman? You won't answer because if you do, your definition falls apart.

[Hound of Heaven]

Wow. Heil of Hitler seems sure obsessed with transgender people. You got something you want to share with us, incelbro?

Well, would you look at that!! Wow, look who finally emerged from their WW3 bunker to join the conversation! What a treat! You might want to hunker down in your bunker; Iran could be aiming for a direct hit on your oh-so-progressive noggin!

[Molok]

lmao, suddenly you're pretending to already know the definition? Go ahead, hound, tell me what's wrong with the definition. I already know exactly what you're going to say and how I'm going to respond, but I wonder if you can articulate it.

Is there person in the picture a woman? You won't answer because if you do, your definition falls apart.

so no, you can't articulate it, lol. I don't know who that person is Hound! I can't ask how they identify, or see their genitals, or chromosomes! If I bumped into them in the street, I'd say "excuse me ma'am" and apologize if they corrected me. Here hound, let me help you. What you're trying to say is that gender doesn't exist, would you like to just skip to that part?