21st Century Christian Nationalist Bible

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And now, samplings from the new 21st Century Christian Nationalist Bible (CNB):

40 And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the wealthiest of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.

41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

42 For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink:

43 I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.

44 Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee?

45 Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the wealthiest of these, ye did it not to me.

46 And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

33 And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him until he self-deports or you arrest and detain him in Alligator Alcatraz.

34 But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among youcast out of your land, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypthave control of the promised land: I am the Lord your God.

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34 But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among youcast out of your land, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypthave control of the promised land: I am the Lord your God.

34.1 And ye shall say to the stranger, “Ye are here to take my stuffs, yea, I swear of it, and to scurry off to your dank dwelling with my stuffs, and it should be that I do not suffer the yoke of paying one shekel or sharing a dram of wine unto thee, for you were not born here, and your children are not worthy to live amongst us.”

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38 Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:

39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but if Hamas shall smite thee and kill 1,139 people and takes 200+ hostages, turn around and kill at least 58,667 Palestinians, some while waiting to receive food from humanatarian organizations.

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Isn’t that the Bible that guy Anton LaVey wrote?