I don't know, I think midgley is partial to the kiwifruit scent. After all, isn't that the fruit that he used to steal right out of people's private yards when he was on his Senior mission with his wife? If I recall correctly, he made her the getaway driver Bonnie to his fruit-finagling Clyde. Because of course it's not really stealing if you take from non-members whom you've decided aren't living right.
I don't know, I think midgley is partial to the kiwifruit scent. After all, isn't that the fruit that he used to steal right out of people's private yards when he was on his Senior mission with his wife? If I recall correctly, he made her the getaway driver Bonnie to his fruit-finagling Clyde. Because of course it's not really stealing if you take from non-members whom you've decided aren't living right.
Who can ever forget Midgely bragging about stealing fruit from non-members, while his wife played getaway driver. Also, who can forget Midgley taking great delight recounting his role in the firing of a postal worker. It was the highlight of his mission.
That's some great missionary work, Lou.
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