I don't know, I think midgley is partial to the kiwifruit scent. After all, isn't that the fruit that he used to steal right out of people's private yards when he was on his Senior mission with his wife? If I recall correctly, he made her the getaway driver Bonnie to his fruit-finagling Clyde. Because of course it's not really stealing if you take from non-members whom you've decided aren't living right.
Who can ever forget Midgely bragging about stealing fruit from non-members, while his wife played getaway driver. Also, who can forget Midgley taking great delight recounting his role in the firing of a postal worker. It was the highlight of his mission.
That's some great missionary work, Lou.
He also did a tour de force flex into Lighthouse Ministries only to be shown the door.......for newcomers.
Dear Sandra:
I must admit that I was astonished when, on June 19th, your husband showed up and tossed me (and my friend) from your bookstore. If I said or did something that offended you, of course I apologize. But I am at a loss to figure out what I might have said to you that warranted our being tossed out of your bookstore--I thought that we were having a thoroughly civil conversation.
It looks like things have devolved into possible legal threats and doxxing, neither of which works for Shades. I’ve split off the relevant posts to purgatory and would ask both of you to find a way to defuse the situation. Thanks.
