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Re: Vogel Schools Jacob Hansen on Book of Abraham

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Physics Guy wrote:
Tue Aug 26, 2025 6:06 pm
The ecliptic is not the sun, and Egyptians would not have confused the two things.
You are correct, Physics Guy! :)

But we see how dishonest-MG attempts to mutate what the Book of Abraham actually says into: "Joseph uses it to describe concepts revolving with the sun."

But what does the Book of Abraham actually say about "Shinehah"? It is defined as:
Abraham 3:13 wrote:This is Shinehah, which is the sun.
Also:
Abraham 3:13 wrote:Kokob, which is star.
Abraham 3:13 wrote:Olea, which is the moon.
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Shulem wrote:
Wed Aug 27, 2025 4:32 pm
If you're a Mormon then you're a liar; otherwise, denounce the Book of Abraham, now!
Mormons are bound to support this book and all its errors since it came straight from Joseph Smith, even the Shinehah and Shineola parts.
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Physics Guy wrote:
Tue Aug 26, 2025 6:06 pm
Egyptian astronomers cared about the ecliptic. They used the movement of the sun around the ecliptic, as tracked by pre-sunrise and post-sunset observations, to keep track of the seasons in a way that didn’t get confused by variations of weather. From this they could tell ahead of time when the Nile would flood, at least to within a few days or so, so they could organize for the event.
Unfortunately for Joseph Smith, modern Egyptology is able to decipher the Egyptian language and terminology and it does not bode well with Smith's translation for certain words he claimed are Egyptian and others as Hebrew:
A Facsimile from the Book of Abraham No. 2 wrote:Fig. 1....which is called by the Egyptians Jah-oh-eh.
A Facsimile from the Book of Abraham No. 2 wrote:Fig. 2. Stands next to Kolob, called by the Egyptians Oliblish,
A Facsimile from the Book of Abraham No. 2 wrote:Fig. 4. Answers to the Hebrew word Raukeeyang, signifying expanse,
A Facsimile from the Book of Abraham No. 2 wrote:Fig. 5. Is called in Egyptian Enish-go-on-dosh
Joseph Smith made up words to suit his own fancy. He did not know Egyptian and neither did his Spirit® by which he operated! It's all BS. The inspiration involving his ability to translate was corrupt and false. The so-called Spirit® by which Smith claimed inspiration was a lying spirit! And now we see MG working through the same spirit and as corrupt as ever.

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Moksha wrote:
Wed Aug 27, 2025 7:09 pm
Shulem wrote:
Wed Aug 27, 2025 4:32 pm
If you're a Mormon then you're a liar; otherwise, denounce the Book of Abraham, now!
Mormons are bound to support this book and all its errors since it came straight from Joseph Smith, even the Shinehah and Shineola parts.
This is why I harshly call out MG for his deception and lying spirit which he possesses. he stands rebuked and is bereft of any kind of intelligent explanation to support his cause. The Book of Abraham was doomed out of the starting gate and truly is a dead horse -- but we shall beat it over and over until the Mormons mend their ways.
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Moksha wrote:
Wed Aug 27, 2025 7:09 pm
Shulem wrote:
Wed Aug 27, 2025 4:32 pm
If you're a Mormon then you're a liar; otherwise, denounce the Book of Abraham, now!
Mormons are bound to support this book and all its errors since it came straight from Joseph Smith, even the Shinehah and Shineola parts.
From my experience, which may or may not be reflective of the general situation, most active Mormons are unaware there’s an issue with the Book of Abraham. They are unaware of the Church’s official apologetic efforts - the essays. And I think the Church is quite happy to keep it that way. That’s why new essays aren’t announced, they are slipped in quietly. It’s not because they want the critics not to notice, but because they don’t want the members to notice and start contemplating what it’s all about.

You’ve got critics and apologists in one space debating the problematic points, and you’ve got the active members in another space, blissfully unaware of both of them.
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Premise 2. The best evidence for the Book of Mormon is eyewitness testimony.
Conclusion. Therefore, the best evidence for the Book of Mormon is notoriously unreliable.
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I Have Questions wrote:
Wed Aug 27, 2025 9:06 pm
Moksha wrote:
Wed Aug 27, 2025 7:09 pm
Mormons are bound to support this book and all its errors since it came straight from Joseph Smith, even the Shinehah and Shineola parts.
From my experience, which may or may not be reflective of the general situation, most active Mormons are unaware there’s an issue with the Book of Abraham. They are unaware of the Church’s official apologetic efforts - the essays. And think the Church is quite happy to keep it that way. That’s why new essays aren’t announced, they are slipped in quietly. It because they want the critics not to notice, but because they don’t want the members to notice and start contemplating what it’s all about.

You’ve got critics and apologists in one space debating the problematic points, and you’ve got the active members in another space, blissfully unaware of both of them.
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Shulem wrote:
Wed Aug 27, 2025 7:38 pm
Moksha wrote:
Wed Aug 27, 2025 7:09 pm
Mormons are bound to support this book and all its errors since it came straight from Joseph Smith, even the Shinehah and Shineola parts.
This is why I harshly call out MG for his deception and lying spirit which he possesses. he stands rebuked and is bereft of any kind of intelligent explanation to support his cause. The Book of Abraham was doomed out of the starting gate and truly is a dead horse -- but we shall beat it over and over until the Mormons mend their ways.
The Book of Abraham contains some essential doctrines taught as truths in the LDS Church:

Premortal Existence
Council in Heaven and Foreordination
Exaltation and Eternal Progression
Plurality of Gods and Creation "Ex Materia"
Specific Teachings on the Priesthood

It is those doctrines that are primary in the hearts and minds of those that believe in the prophethood of Joseph Smith and the restoration of eternal truths.

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Shulem wrote:
Wed Aug 27, 2025 7:38 pm
Moksha wrote:
Wed Aug 27, 2025 7:09 pm
Mormons are bound to support this book and all its errors since it came straight from Joseph Smith, even the Shinehah and Shineola parts.
This is why I harshly call out MG for his deception and lying spirit which he possesses. he stands rebuked and is bereft of any kind of intelligent explanation to support his cause. The Book of Abraham was doomed out of the starting gate and truly is a dead horse -- but we shall beat it over and over until the Mormons mend their ways.
Thank you for noting the gymnast's deception. He indeed stands rebuked!!
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MG 2.0 wrote:
Thu Aug 28, 2025 9:51 pm
The Book of Abraham contains some essential doctrines taught as truths in the LDS Church:

Premortal Existence
Council in Heaven and Foreordination
Exaltation and Eternal Progression
Plurality of Gods and Creation "Ex Materia"
Specific Teachings on the Priesthood

It is those doctrines that are primary in the hearts and minds of those that believe in the prophethood of Joseph Smith and the restoration of eternal truths.
None of the above claims change the FACT that ancient Egypt existed long BEFORE 2300 BC. Mormons want the world to embrace their priesthood and their man-made ideas of a Penis-God while subverting true Egyptian history in favor of a false narrative invented by Joseph Smith who lied about virtually everything he ever said. The man was an absolute liar. I know this to be so.

The Mormon priesthood is manmade just as chapter one of the Book of the Abraham is manmade. It's all a ruse and the world is quite safe in rejecting Mormonism and denying its religious quackery. The so-called restoration is a religious joke. The world can safely reject the idea of Mormon gods having penises of various sizes and thicknesses. Give me a freaking break, please! I once made a thread discussing whose penis was bigger, Jesus or his Father? :roll:

Screw you, MG and the horse you road in on. You're a fake as is your religion. The Book of Abraham is Mormon slime on the bottom of a garbage can. You cannot save it. It's all a lie. This thread and many others I've worked on showcase this and have disproven the Book of Abraham in totality.

MG, I think you're evil and I urge you to change your ways. You are lying to me and everyone on this board. I see through you.

Change your ways, MG.
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Re: Vogel Schools Jacob Hansen on Book of Abraham

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Marcus wrote:
Thu Aug 28, 2025 10:25 pm
Shulem wrote:
Wed Aug 27, 2025 7:38 pm

This is why I harshly call out MG for his deception and lying spirit which he possesses. he stands rebuked and is bereft of any kind of intelligent explanation to support his cause. The Book of Abraham was doomed out of the starting gate and truly is a dead horse -- but we shall beat it over and over until the Mormons mend their ways.
Thank you for noting the gymnast's deception. He indeed stands rebuked!!
Troll.

Regards,
MG
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