Cassius University and its faculty

[Bond]

Why did you guys let her bank 700 hours of PTO before making her take a mandatory vacation? She's been gone since the Fourth of July!

The mysteries of higher administration are beyond my ken.

If you're not in the union you're with the bosses. Next year the faculty must finally collectivize against the administration!

"Look for that union label..."

[Bond]

Why did you guys let her bank 700 hours of PTO before making her take a mandatory vacation? She's been gone since the Fourth of July!

for what it's worth: some of the gardeners were overheard gossiping about the fact that the beginning of her vacation coincided with the disappearance of the cloister gargoyles.

"A lot of people are saying it couldn't be an inside job. Those are the biggest gargoyles. The most beautiful. Made from the best granite. I know about granite." /Trump voice

[Bret Ripley]

for what it's worth: some of the gardeners were overheard gossiping about the fact that the beginning of her vacation coincided with the disappearance of the cloister gargoyles.

"Those are the biggest gargoyles. The most beautiful. Made from the best granite. I know about granite." /Trump voice

Exhibit A: Stephen Miller.