Whatever Happened To Mayan Elephant?

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Whatever Happened To Mayan Elephant?

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Ah, Mayan Elephant. He was so worked up about what a bad guy John Dehlin allegedly is. Felt betrayed. He also became one of our resident Trumpys. I remember him blowing a gasket all over the place, posting up a storm, getting worked up into a lather. And then he disappeared. Clever guy, good writer, but, boy, talk about a complicated neurotic mess!

I wonder if he is out there on some other discussion board gracing everyone with his wisdom on the virtues of Donald Trump and the MAGA movement. Would he do better than our current crop of MAGA shills and bozos? The guys who pretend to be "former Democrats"? (Pre-1964 Democrats is more like it.) I do have fond memories of the few pleasant exchanges we had, when it almost seemed to him that I had come to his light in some way or other--you know, when this non-Democrat was extremely angry with the stupid decisions the Democrats made in connection with the last election. Mayan Elephant said I had "blown his mind"! How could a non-Democrat who was not pro-Trump get upset with the Democrats for being incompetent in the running of an election campaign?

The thought makes reason stare.

If any of you know where our old friend Mayan Elephant is, please let me know. I would like to peek in on his growing oeuvre of political wisdom to see what he has to teach us benighted non-MAGA souls these days. Surely, it would be educational and intellectually stimulating!
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Re: Whatever Happened To Mayan Elephant?

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Kishkumen wrote:
Thu Sep 18, 2025 3:49 pm
Would he do better than our current crop of MAGA shills and bozos?

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ceeboo wrote:
Thu Sep 18, 2025 4:48 pm
Kishkumen wrote:
Thu Sep 18, 2025 3:49 pm
Would he do better than our current crop of MAGA shills and bozos?

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I guess that’s a ‘no’.
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I'm getting flashbacks to a horror film "the call is coming from... WITHIN THE HOUSE!?!".
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ceeboo wrote:
Thu Sep 18, 2025 4:48 pm
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Love Kermit, Ceeboo. Thanks for making me smile.
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canpakes wrote:
Thu Sep 18, 2025 5:30 pm
I guess that’s a ‘no’.
Apparently. I guess there was no graphic of Kermit wagging his finger. Maybe AI can help there, as it is has assisted our MAGA folk in so many other endeavors recently.
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Xenophon wrote:
Thu Sep 18, 2025 5:38 pm
I'm getting flashbacks to a horror film "the call is coming from... WITHIN THE HOUSE!?!".
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I don't believe in supernatural crap, but I do believe he still haunts the board.
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Some Schmo wrote:
Thu Sep 18, 2025 9:38 pm
I don't believe in supernatural crap, but I do believe he still haunts the board.
Oh boy.

Oh boy.

That uh.... oh boy.
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Mayan Elephant begat cultelus;
and cultelus begat binger;
and binger begat bill;
and bill begat Whiskey;
and Whiskey doth gronatheth and travaileth in pain mightily;
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