I just found out that the savior is returning tomorrow from TikTok. And they are not talking about Kimmel's return. Supposedly, within the next day or two, Jesus will return and the rapture will take place.
From the article:
Videos tagged #Rapture have gone viral in recent days, with some warning that Jesus will return Sept. 23-24 for the Rapture, an event during which followers believe they will ascend into the sky to meet Jesus Christ.
Also, the holy ghost is betting big on the Chargers. Apparently, the holy ghost is a big Harbaugh believer.
It's fun to make up this crap. I guess I understand why the nut jobs do it (although the nut jobs seem to believe it... they couldn't possibly have an agenda, could they?)
Religion is for people whose existential fear is greater than their common sense. It's also the favored cover for hypocrites.
"He disturbs the laws of his country, he forces himself upon women, and he puts men to death without trial.” ~Otanes on the monarch, Herodotus Histories 3.80.
I got in my car and I drove real far
I drove all night and then I saw a light
And it came right down and landed on the ground
And out came a man from Mars
I tried to run but he had a gun
And he shot me dead and he ate my head
And then I'm in the man from Mars
I went out at night, eatin' cars
I ate Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercuries and Subaru
And I couldn't stop, I kept on eatin' cars
Then, when there was no more cars
I went out at night to eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dancing cheek to cheek...
I really have to stop eating pizza before bedtime.
Religion is for people whose existential fear is greater than their common sense. It's also the favored cover for hypocrites.
