the Rapture is happening now

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Ms. Ipsa suggested that we leave little piles of clothing around the neighborhood. She is evil.
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Res Ipsa wrote:
Wed Sep 24, 2025 8:02 pm
Ms. Ipsa suggested that we leave little piles of clothing around the neighborhood. She is evil.
Should each small pile be topped with a trucker cap reading, ‘Antifa’, to confuse the faithful?
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Res Ipsa wrote:
Wed Sep 24, 2025 8:02 pm
Ms. Ipsa suggested that we leave little piles of clothing around the neighborhood. She is evil.
Oh man, that's awesome. Please tell her "thank you" from me. That was a good laugh.
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canpakes wrote:
Wed Sep 24, 2025 8:06 pm
Res Ipsa wrote:
Wed Sep 24, 2025 8:02 pm
Ms. Ipsa suggested that we leave little piles of clothing around the neighborhood. She is evil.
Should each small pile be topped with a trucker cap reading, ‘Antifa’, to confuse the faithful?
I'd mix in a lot of South Park T-shirts.

Tie-dye shirts would be fun, too, complete with avocado stains.
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Res Ipsa wrote:
Wed Sep 24, 2025 8:02 pm
Ms. Ipsa suggested that we leave little piles of clothing around the neighborhood. She is evil.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Kishkumen wrote:
Tue Sep 23, 2025 1:39 pm
Oh nooooeeess! I've been . . . .


LEFT BEHIND!!!!!
Me too. This is good, I can keep sharing my art with you!
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I'm still here. I did go to Safeway but I got back home.
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Jersey Girl wrote:
Fri Sep 26, 2025 11:28 pm
I'm still here. I did go to Safeway but I got back home.
We need you here to be a ray of hope for us heathens.
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Philo Sofee wrote:
Fri Sep 26, 2025 11:03 pm
Me too. This is good, I can keep sharing my art with you!
I checked today, and I have obviously been LEFT BEHIND!

But, you are right, the heavenly art you send me to look at is something I can still enjoy in this vail of tears, this time of tribulation.
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