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ceeboo
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by ceeboo » Thu Sep 25, 2025 1:23 pm
More than six decades ago, unguided and randomly stacked bits of carbon joined together.
What was the result? A very decent and kind human being.
Happy Birthday, Res.
I hope you have a spectacular day.
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by Kishkumen » Thu Sep 25, 2025 1:25 pm
Happy birthday, Res! I hope you have a marvelous day!
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canpakes
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by canpakes » Thu Sep 25, 2025 1:49 pm
Res insists that he’s 37, and that there’s a typo somewhere.
(Happy Birthday, Res!)
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by Res Ipsa » Fri Sep 26, 2025 4:38 pm
Hey, thanks folks. I had a very nice day.
And it is a typo, dammit!
he/him
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Marcus
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by Marcus » Fri Sep 26, 2025 4:42 pm
Happy birthday!!
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by Gunnar » Fri Sep 26, 2025 6:45 pm
Res, I hope you had a happy birthday yesterday, young feller! Happy belated birthday greetings!
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by Moksha » Mon Sep 29, 2025 9:29 am
I would be happy going back to 67 again. Wishing you the best in this coming year.
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by Dr. Shades » Mon Sep 29, 2025 6:49 pm
ceeboo wrote: ↑ Thu Sep 25, 2025 1:23 pm
More than six decades ago, unguided and randomly stacked bits of carbon joined together.
Sperm aren't unguided, and the DNA therein aren't randomly stacked.
Perhaps a refresher on human reproduction is in order?
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by Marcus » Mon Sep 29, 2025 7:52 pm
Dr. Shades wrote: ↑ Mon Sep 29, 2025 6:49 pm
ceeboo wrote: ↑ Thu Sep 25, 2025 1:23 pm
More than six decades ago, unguided and randomly stacked bits of carbon joined together.
Sperm aren't unguided, and the DNA therein aren't randomly stacked.
Perhaps a refresher on human reproduction is in order?
Just a thought, Shades, in this Birthday thread you could have simply written
"Happy Birthday!!"