If all the democrates who wish to live in a Venezuela type government were there transported almost nobody would miss the 150 people transported.Some Schmo wrote: ↑Tue Oct 07, 2025 1:57 pmI imagine this would make any addled idiot laugh. I'm sure it would make people laugh who think it's ok to separate kids from their families, or enjoy burning insects with a magnifying glass. Cruelty is just hilarious, isn't it?ceeboo wrote: ↑Tue Oct 07, 2025 1:54 pmHow about this one?
A Democrat and a Republican are walking along the beach when they spot a bottle.
They picked it up and a genie popped out.
"I will grant you each one wish, whatever you desire", said the genie.
The Democrat said, "I would like for my fellow liberals and I to live the life and exist under the form of government we believe in!"
POOF! All the Democrats in America were whisked away to Venezuela.
The genie turns to the Republican and said, "And what is your wish?"
The Republican paused for a second and said, "You mean to tell me that all the Democrats in America are gone?"
The genie answered, "Yes!"
The Republican goes, "In that case, I'll take a beer."
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huckelberry wrote: ↑Wed Oct 08, 2025 5:29 amIf all the democrates who wish to live in a Venezuela type government were there transported almost nobody would miss the 150 people transported.Some Schmo wrote: ↑Tue Oct 07, 2025 1:57 pmI imagine this would make any addled idiot laugh. I'm sure it would make people laugh who think it's ok to separate kids from their families, or enjoy burning insects with a magnifying glass. Cruelty is just hilarious, isn't it?
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A Republican joke, showing exactly how much they hate Democrats.ceeboo wrote: ↑Tue Oct 07, 2025 1:54 pmHow about this one?
A Democrat and a Republican are walking along the beach when they spot a bottle.
They picked it up and a genie popped out.
"I will grant you each one wish, whatever you desire", said the genie.
The Democrat said, "I would like for my fellow liberals and I to live the life and exist under the form of government we believe in!"
POOF! All the Democrats in America were whisked away to Venezuela.
The genie turns to the Republican and said, "And what is your wish?"
The Republican paused for a second and said, "You mean to tell me that all the Democrats in America are gone?"
The genie answered, "Yes!"
The Republican goes, "In that case, I'll take a beer."
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Yeah, like most silly jokes, this one doesn't work.huckelberry wrote: ↑Wed Oct 08, 2025 5:29 amIf all the democrates who wish to live in a Venezuela type government were there transported almost nobody would miss the 150 people transported.
I admit, though, aside from its mean-spiritedness and inaccuracy, it is chuckleworthy.
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They don't make jokes. They just say idiotic things only people in their imbecilic fever dream can relate to.
Religion is for people whose existential fear is greater than their common sense. It's also the favored cover for hypocrites.
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Thank you, Schmo.Some Schmo wrote: ↑Wed Oct 08, 2025 1:51 pmThey don't make jokes. They just say idiotic things only people in their imbecilic fever dream can relate to.
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Yeah -- it's not a joke about real Democrats, but about a caricature of Democrats. The Republican in the joke may also be something of a caricature, but rather less so: you will sometimes hear a Republican invite Democrats to leave the US, but never hear a Democrat say "gosh, I sure wish our government was like Venezuela's."huckelberry wrote: ↑Wed Oct 08, 2025 5:29 amIf all the democrates who wish to live in a Venezuela type government were there transported almost nobody would miss the 150 people transported.Some Schmo wrote: ↑Tue Oct 07, 2025 1:57 pm
I imagine this would make any addled idiot laugh. I'm sure it would make people laugh who think it's ok to separate kids from their families, or enjoy burning insects with a magnifying glass. Cruelty is just hilarious, isn't it?
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If all the Democrats and Independents in the country left, the average intelligence in the US would drop by about 30 IQ points.
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Kish, do you mind explaining both the accuracy and entertainment value of this joke?Some Schmo wrote: ↑Wed Oct 08, 2025 2:36 pmIf all the Democrats and Independents in the country left, the average intelligence in the US would drop by about 30 IQ points.
Thank you.
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Are you trying to demonstrate the accuracy by example? : )Whiskey wrote: ↑Wed Oct 08, 2025 2:44 pmKish, do you mind explaining both the accuracy and entertainment value of this joke?Some Schmo wrote: ↑Wed Oct 08, 2025 2:36 pmIf all the Democrats and Independents in the country left, the average intelligence in the US would drop by about 30 IQ points.
Thank you.