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Res Ipsa wrote:
Sun Jan 04, 2026 11:46 pm
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Sun Jan 04, 2026 10:45 pm
Ah yes!!! It seems you're waxing nostalgic, remember the good old days when DrCamnPP was allowed to call board members mushroom dxxk this, and mushroom dxxk that, or maybe he would tell someone to suck Trump's mushroom dxxk, are those the days you want to go back to, you know, the days before Atlantic Mike and Cultellus?

You see, like I said, you're a sxxt lawyer, and it's obvious you think Shades is retarted, because you're trying to convince him with your lawyer speak that it was Atlanticmike and Cultellus that caused so many problems years ago, but really, it was cowardly girly men like yourself that didn't have the balls to speak up when DrCamnPP, Bishop Schmo and Kevin Graham ruled this board like a bunch of high school bullies. You probably enjoyed watching them call people that didn't agree with them names and belittle them. You probably enjoyed it as much as Marcus/lemmie/lem did.

Let's get the facts straight, you joke of a lawyer. You're upset at Atlanticmike and Cultellus because they came along and pushed back against the bullies that dominated the board for many years before Atlanticmike and Cultellus showed up. You want the good old days back when the three stooges that being DrCamnPP, Kevin and bishop Schmo thought their sixth don’t stink. You enjoyed watching them act the fool unopposed. You're mad at Atlanticmike and Cultellus for ruining your daily therapy session, when you would come on the board to enjoy watching them berate people you don't agree with. Their cruelty was a drug for you. It made you feel good inside. That's why you never asked them to stop acting childish, because you felt a sense of euphoria watching them be mean to people.

So let's be real, shall we!? Atlanticmike and Cultellus weren't the original bullies, they were the bullies with the bigger diccs and they were the ones that pushed back against the bullies, the bullies, you know, the original bullies, the ones you pretend didn't exist before Atlanticmike and Cultellus, you never had the balls to ask the original bullies to act mature.

By the way Res. I don't need to be an official moderator. I've already moderated the hell out of the board :lol:. I've had Canpakes rulings overturned 6 or seven times now. Kevin Graham post like once a year. Bishop Schmo and DrCamnPP are both my bitches. If you don't believe me, just compare their posting style compared to what it was a year ago when I joined the board.

Even better than that, GadiSCAMton doesn't hold as much sway over Shades as he used to. It was just a few months ago he was all giddy thinking he had the inside track to Shades, he threatened Whiskey, saying he was going to get him kicked off the board immediately. Yeah, that never happened! :lol:

I think Shades, just like a majority of the country, has started to see that progressives like you are a BIG FXXXING JOKE! And after a while your bullsxxt becomes so toxic, one needs to just walk away because the stench is so bad!

Face it lawyer boy, your progressive religion is fading as fast as Mormonism!

By the way, [personal information deleted]?
Wow. Delusions of grandeur on top of paranoia. Who’d a thunk? You are really ringing the old Atlanticmike/Whiskey bromance bell. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yes, Whiskey obsessed over a couple of mushroom dick posts for months and months, using them as a lame ass excuse for his own rule breaking. Just like Whiskey, you forgot to mention that the posts were made when no mod team was in place. And I, personally, was away from the board. But, collective guilt and punishment is great when it’s not your tribe, am I rite?

Well, let’s see. If you actually drove Kevin off the board, it means you didn’t do it through your HoH account. That makes you an illegal sock account, which the rules require be banned. But I’m sure you’ll justify your own rule breaking by referencing a couple of years ago posts by Doc. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, old Atlanticmike and Whiskey really got a ton of mileage out of a couple of Doc’s posts, justifying dozens and dozens and dozens of rule violations on those posts — never once taking responsibility for their own bad behavior. Whiskey was so obsessed by those couple of posts that, after whining endlessly about them for years, he actually manipulated links to redirect them to those posts.

You know what’s weird? Self-styled conservatives who talk about personal responsibility, but always blame their bad behavior on someone else.

You know what’s also weird? Blowhards on message boards who can’t read. I never days that AM&C started anything other than politicizing the board. Insulting behavior is ingrained in this board’s DNA. That has been true since I first started posting here. So, it would be moronic to point at any current poster and claim that they started the incivility here. But acknowledging the actual facts undercuts your victim narrative, doesn’t it?

As far as mind reading goes, you’re as bad at it today as you as you’ve always been. Your posts show that it’s you, not me, that is upset. Me, I’m laughing. At you. An illegal sock parroting AM and C while trying to pass himself as a voice of reason while sucking up to the boss. It’s amusing as hell.

The really big joke is that Shades isn’t a political cultist. When you say that I think Shades is “retarted,” you’re projecting. It’s you that treats him as if he’s an idiot. And he’s not - not even close. I’ve worked for him as a mod for several years. He’s not a culture warrior like you. I’ve seen how he thinks, and he does his absolute best to address each issue on its merits. Unlike you, he’s not a political bigot. If he rejects a suggestion, it’s because the idea is not consistent with his goals for the board. It has absolutely nothing to do with the political affiliation of the person who proposed the idea. I don’t always agree with his decisions, but I respect how he goes about making them. That’s the only reason I’ve volunteered to moderate in the past.

You, on the other hand, consider him some kind of easily duped moron. Your transparently phony performance of “respect” is disrespectful as hell.
Oh, I definitely persuaded Kevin not to post. And I definitely did it shortly after joining the board. You see, all I did is read a bunch of Atlantic Mike post to learn what made him so successful at making people like you, Kevin, DrCamnPP look like the idiots you actually are. If there's anything Atlantic Mike did successfully on this board, it was exposing the assholery going on amongst the progressives that think their shxx don't stink! So, I read a bunch of his post and started seeing results pretty much right away. And lately, I've used the same techniques against Canpakes's stupidity, and I've gotten his rulings overturned 6 or 7 times now.

And YOU definitely think Shades is retarted. You see, I post on this thread regularly. You on the other hand, never post on this thread, and the only reason you started posting today is because you're scared Shades might take my advice. There's no other reason for you to be posting, and Shades is smart enough to know that's the only reason you're here. You don't want Canpakes to have to get someone else on the moderator team to agree with him before he can discipline a board member, that's the only reason you are here, posting at this very moment. :lol: :lol:
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canpakes wrote:
Mon Jan 05, 2026 12:05 am
By the way Res. I don't need to be an official moderator. I've already moderated the hell out of the board.
Translation: the Hound account has been reduced to juvenile name-calling because anything else will be appropriately moderated, as it has been several times without challenge. The Hound account has less wiggle room than the AtlanticMike version preceding it.

It’s probably frustrating to be neutered, more or less, but you’ve been neutered, Hound. Sorry that it had to come to this to convince you to police yourself.
And you have been reduced to the only moderator on the internet that has had your rulings overturned 6 or 7 times in the span of 6 months :lol:

Even though you attempt to play it off like it doesn't bother you when you get overruled, everyone here knows it keeps you up at night.

Do you realize because of my persistence, I have had you moderated more in the past six months, than you have moderated me! :lol:
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canpakes wrote:
Mon Jan 05, 2026 12:05 am
By the way Res. I don't need to be an official moderator. I've already moderated the hell out of the board.
Translation: the Hound account has been reduced to juvenile name-calling because anything else will be appropriately moderated, as it has been several times without challenge. The Hound account has less wiggle room than the AtlanticMike version preceding it.

It’s probably frustrating to be neutered, more or less, but you’ve been neutered, Hound. Sorry that it had to come to this to convince you to police yourself.
By the way, im going to PM shades later to ask him if you are still unable to moderate threads you are participating in.

Would you mind giving your opinion on the matter? Because just a few days ago while Shades was on vacation, you told Whiskey that you would do whatever you want. Sounds to me like you are disobeying a direct order. Didn't Shades tell you not to moderate any thread you are participating in?

Jersey and I don't agree on much, but we definitely agree moderators shouldn't be allowed to moderate threads they are participating in. I think she said as a moderator, not one time did she ever moderate a thread she was participating in. Don't you think that's a great idea?
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Hound of Heaven wrote:
Mon Jan 05, 2026 12:20 am
canpakes wrote:
Mon Jan 05, 2026 12:05 am
Translation: the Hound account has been reduced to juvenile name-calling because anything else will be appropriately moderated, as it has been several times without challenge. The Hound account has less wiggle room than the AtlanticMike version preceding it.

It’s probably frustrating to be neutered, more or less, but you’ve been neutered, Hound. Sorry that it had to come to this to convince you to police yourself.
And you have been reduced to the only moderator on the internet that has had your rulings overturned 6 or 7 times in the span of 6 months :lol:

Even though you attempt to play it off like it doesn't bother you when you get overruled, everyone here knows it keeps you up at night.

Do you realize because of my persistence, I have had you moderated more in the past six months, than you have moderated me! :lol:
I don’t mind being overruled by Shades. If you’re specifically exploring edge case scenarios, I will happily moderate on the safe side.

Anyhow, have you found that list of bad moderator actions wielded against Ceebs, MG or Whiskey? The board’s proprietor may need to see it if you want him to initiate your DEI for Conservatives program or that safe space that you and Whiskey keep asking for.
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Hound of Heaven wrote:
Mon Jan 05, 2026 12:17 am
Res Ipsa wrote:
Sun Jan 04, 2026 11:46 pm
Wow. Delusions of grandeur on top of paranoia. Who’d a thunk? You are really ringing the old Atlanticmike/Whiskey bromance bell. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yes, Whiskey obsessed over a couple of mushroom dick posts for months and months, using them as a lame ass excuse for his own rule breaking. Just like Whiskey, you forgot to mention that the posts were made when no mod team was in place. And I, personally, was away from the board. But, collective guilt and punishment is great when it’s not your tribe, am I rite?

Well, let’s see. If you actually drove Kevin off the board, it means you didn’t do it through your HoH account. That makes you an illegal sock account, which the rules require be banned. But I’m sure you’ll justify your own rule breaking by referencing a couple of years ago posts by Doc. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, old Atlanticmike and Whiskey really got a ton of mileage out of a couple of Doc’s posts, justifying dozens and dozens and dozens of rule violations on those posts — never once taking responsibility for their own bad behavior. Whiskey was so obsessed by those couple of posts that, after whining endlessly about them for years, he actually manipulated links to redirect them to those posts.

You know what’s weird? Self-styled conservatives who talk about personal responsibility, but always blame their bad behavior on someone else.

You know what’s also weird? Blowhards on message boards who can’t read. I never days that AM&C started anything other than politicizing the board. Insulting behavior is ingrained in this board’s DNA. That has been true since I first started posting here. So, it would be moronic to point at any current poster and claim that they started the incivility here. But acknowledging the actual facts undercuts your victim narrative, doesn’t it?

As far as mind reading goes, you’re as bad at it today as you as you’ve always been. Your posts show that it’s you, not me, that is upset. Me, I’m laughing. At you. An illegal sock parroting AM and C while trying to pass himself as a voice of reason while sucking up to the boss. It’s amusing as hell.

The really big joke is that Shades isn’t a political cultist. When you say that I think Shades is “retarted,” you’re projecting. It’s you that treats him as if he’s an idiot. And he’s not - not even close. I’ve worked for him as a mod for several years. He’s not a culture warrior like you. I’ve seen how he thinks, and he does his absolute best to address each issue on its merits. Unlike you, he’s not a political bigot. If he rejects a suggestion, it’s because the idea is not consistent with his goals for the board. It has absolutely nothing to do with the political affiliation of the person who proposed the idea. I don’t always agree with his decisions, but I respect how he goes about making them. That’s the only reason I’ve volunteered to moderate in the past.

You, on the other hand, consider him some kind of easily duped moron. Your transparently phony performance of
“respect” is disrespectful as hell.
Oh, I definitely persuaded Kevin not to post. And I definitely did it shortly after joining the board. You see, all I did is read a bunch of Atlantic Mike post to learn what made him so successful at making people like you, Kevin, DrCamnPP look like the idiots you actually are. If there's anything Atlantic Mike did successfully on this board, it was exposing the assholery going on amongst the progressives that think their shxx don't stink! So, I read a bunch of his post and started seeing results pretty much right away. And lately, I've used the same techniques against Canpakes's stupidity, and I've gotten his rulings overturned 6 or 7 times now.

And YOU definitely think Shades is retarted. You see, I post on this thread regularly. You on the other hand, never post on this thread, and the only reason you started posting today is because you're scared Shades might take my advice. There's no other reason for you to be posting, and Shades is smart enough to know that's the only reason you're here. You don't want Canpakes to have to get someone else on the moderator team to agree with him before he can discipline a board member, that's the only reason you are here, posting at this very moment. :lol: :lol:
Here’s how bad a lawyer I am, Mike. With minimal effort, I was able to goad you into admitting who you are. You see? I ran a search on the misspelled word “retarted.” Only two posters in the database used the same misspelling: Hound of Heaven and Atlantic Mike. search.php?st=0&sk=t&sd=d&sr=posts&keyw ... d&start=20 You’re such a blowhard that you even claimed that it was a correct spelling in Virginia. What is it Bugs Bunny used to say? Oh yeah. What a maroon!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m going to have my own little talk with Shades about dishonest blowhards that pretend to have different identities in order to target a moderator they’ve been gunning for for years. Shades has given you the benefit of the doubt lots of times, and you’ve abused his courtesy. Time to give you both what you’ve always wanted — matching permabans for the bromance.
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Hound of Heaven wrote:
Mon Jan 05, 2026 12:28 am
canpakes wrote:
Mon Jan 05, 2026 12:05 am
Translation: the Hound account has been reduced to juvenile name-calling because anything else will be appropriately moderated, as it has been several times without challenge. The Hound account has less wiggle room than the AtlanticMike version preceding it.

It’s probably frustrating to be neutered, more or less, but you’ve been neutered, Hound. Sorry that it had to come to this to convince you to police yourself.
By the way, im going to PM shades later to ask him if you are still unable to moderate threads you are participating in.
‘Arguing’ in, is the phrase used. I hold to that but if you or Whiskey were to blatantly break a board rule then I would consider that the Board comes first.

As example, if you doxxed someone participating in a thread that I was also participating in, I wouldn’t wait around for action to be taken by another moderator or Shades. You would agree with that, too.
Would you mind giving your opinion on the matter? Because just a few days ago while Shades was on vacation, you told Whiskey that you would do whatever you want.
You just made that up.

Besides, there are some things that I’d never do, like pair a fine Cabernet with ice cream. I do have my limits, you know.
Sounds to me like you are disobeying a direct order. Didn't Shades tell you not to moderate any thread you are participating in?
‘Arguing’ in, is the actual guidance.
Jersey and I don't agree on much, but we definitely agree moderators shouldn't be allowed to moderate threads they are participating in. I think she said as a moderator, not one time did she ever moderate a thread she was participating in. Don't you think that's a great idea?
See the answer above.

Have you found that list, yet?
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Res Ipsa wrote:
Sun Jan 04, 2026 8:55 pm
Shades, at one time you stepped down as head moderator, releasing the mod team from the clone of Shades requirement. Did you ever reverse that decision? (I was away from the board for several months and could have missed it.) If you are considering changing the mod team, I suggest that you consider reversing that decision.
That thread is here -

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=154980

However, I don’t believe that any of us deviated from the primary goal of emulating Shades. We’d had so many discussions wherein the guidelines for decisions were firmly grounded in ‘What Would Shades Do?”. It worked surprisingly well to rely on the existing rule set and modifications were not often needed, although all modifications were driven by the actions of AtlanticMike (now Hound) and Cuktellus/Binger (now Whiskey).
I also think that you should consider adding a moderator. When I stepped down, ME/C/B/W had been absent for a while and there was no need for a third. With his return, he’s easily swamped the capacity of the team to keep up with his obsessive rule violations. His unwillingness to follow the rules means you need additional moderators just to babysit him. But assess qualifications as you have done in the past rather than appoint someone based on political correctness.
My personal take is that Hound’s proposition hasn’t been thought through by him or Whiskey to any real extent. I predict that both the Whiskey and Hound accounts would find the outcome to be much less satisfying than expected, and much more frustrating. Neither account has proven to be able to handle stress or conflict with any degree of grace or common sense, and with new exposure to an expanded amount of triggers the fallout would be spectacular. To be honest, I don’t even think that the proposition is serious, given that the history of both accounts shows little more than a propensity (if not a need) to provoke.

As I noted upstream, Whiskey isn’t here in this thread because I chased him down, grabbed him by the ear and dragged him in here to post. Neither is the Hound account. They’re here because they value conflict above all else and relish in stoking it with a ‘flood the zone’ mentality as the goal.
Finally, on this board, ME/C/B/W is not a good guy. He is a toxic narcissist. He has the least amount of standing of anyone here to make demands on you and Xeno. He’ll be charming as hell as long as he thinks he can get what he wants out of you. Cross him, and he unleashes a torrent of abuse. in my opinion, the correct response to his demands is “see you tomorrow” and “no, we’re preserving your record for when you come back tomorrow.” No one has the right to wreak havoc on the board for months or years at a time, only to have his slate wiped clean when he returns for another round.
Right. How many times have we been down this road?

If Whiskey is concerned about his business clients or potential purchasers of his book (having willingly identified himself here) ending up doing the most basic internet research and then being able to put two and two together, then he should be willing to act accordingly here instead of always needing someone else to clean up his mess.
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Res Ipsa wrote:
Mon Jan 05, 2026 2:28 am
Hound of Heaven wrote:
Mon Jan 05, 2026 12:17 am
Oh, I definitely persuaded Kevin not to post. And I definitely did it shortly after joining the board. You see, all I did is read a bunch of Atlantic Mike post to learn what made him so successful at making people like you, Kevin, DrCamnPP look like the idiots you actually are. If there's anything Atlantic Mike did successfully on this board, it was exposing the assholery going on amongst the progressives that think their shxx don't stink! So, I read a bunch of his post and started seeing results pretty much right away. And lately, I've used the same techniques against Canpakes's stupidity, and I've gotten his rulings overturned 6 or 7 times now.

And YOU definitely think Shades is retarted. You see, I post on this thread regularly. You on the other hand, never post on this thread, and the only reason you started posting today is because you're scared Shades might take my advice. There's no other reason for you to be posting, and Shades is smart enough to know that's the only reason you're here. You don't want Canpakes to have to get someone else on the moderator team to agree with him before he can discipline a board member, that's the only reason you are here, posting at this very moment. :lol: :lol:
Here’s how bad a lawyer I am, Mike. With minimal effort, I was able to goad you into admitting who you are. You see? I ran a search on the misspelled word “retarted.” Only two posters in the database used the same misspelling: Hound of Heaven and Atlantic Mike. search.php?st=0&sk=t&sd=d&sr=posts&keyw ... d&start=20 You’re such a blowhard that you even claimed that it was a correct spelling in Virginia. What is it Bugs Bunny used to say? Oh yeah. What a maroon!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m going to have my own little talk with Shades about dishonest blowhards that pretend to have different identities in order to target a moderator they’ve been gunning for years. Shades has given you the benefit of the doubt lots of times, and you’ve abused his courtesy. Time to give you both what you’ve always wanted — matching permabans for the bromance.
I hate to tell you, but the correct spelling is retarted, it's not my fault everyone else spells it wrong.

And you must really think Shades is retarted, because do actually believe he's never thought that I'm Atlanticmike? Of course he has!! Everyone on the board thinks I'm Atlanticmike. But I'm not! I'm an old man living in New York with messed up fingers that can't type on his tablet someday.

Maybe you'll have better luck with Shades, because GadiSCAMton promised to get Whiskey banned and that never happened :lol:
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Hound of Heaven wrote:
Mon Jan 05, 2026 3:13 am
And you must really think Shades is retarted, because do actually believe he's never thought that im Atlanticmike? Of course he has!! Everyone on the board thinks I'm Atlanticmike. But I'm not! Im an old man living in New York with messed up fingers that can't type on his tablet someday.
No, you’re a nutless hound version of the AtlanticMike account that can’t operate without being fed a script.

Where’s your list? Cat got your nuts? ; )
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