You know you’re getting old when…

[msnobody]

…diclofenac gel has become your signature scent.

There needs to be some humor in Spirit Paradise.

[Jersey Girl]

There's a section of your basement dedicated to durable medical equipment.

[msnobody]

There's a section of your basement dedicated to durable medical equipment.

I’ll have to make a “zone” for DME. My son and I talked just the other day about which of my parents' wheelchairs to give to whom. We decided we’d hang on to one of the transport chairs.

A friend told me it was nice getting a Christmas card from someone other than a doctor’s office.

[msnobody]

…you say to one another, “These are the last gutters we will ever have to buy."

[Jersey Girl]

…you say to one another, “These are the last gutters we will ever have to buy."

This is the last time we'll paint the house.

He apparently didn't factor in a huge hail storm.

[msnobody]

Here is a new one that graced my mailbox today. “Dear Ms. Nobody, you have received this invitation because you best represent the segment of the population which is most likely to experience hearing loss and tinnitus.” Next paragraph goes on to assume, or assert that I already have hearing loss. Better call soon because there is a high demand for appointments.

Huh, what’s that you say?

[Everybody Wang Chung]

[Doctor Steuss]

When you're not sure whether you have an injury, or if this is just the way you are now.

[Dr. Sunstoned]

When your profile pic is 10 years old, and you have no intention to update it.