Lust For The Lord: Turning Mormon Men Into Spiritual Giants, One Orgasm At A Time

[Everybody Wang Chung]

"Well I've never had sex but I'm a firm believer in God."-- Robert Boylan

It appears the Natural Man is only an enemy to God until he gets lucky. In a bizarre study by Duke University, it has been shown that having more sex makes men more devout and more likely to pray. The surge of oxytocin essentially functions as a biological Fast & Testimony meeting to men, for some weird reason.

It appears that Joseph Smith was correct when he taught that the quickest way for a man to make it to the Celestial Kingdom isn't through scripture study or temple attendance, but by taking the Iron Rod out for a spin in the Sacred Grove. Either Joseph Smith was a prophet, or he was the world's greatest guesser.

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