Make Mormonism Great Again.
Poor white males BIC. Where have their fiefdoms gone?
Roll back the 1978 "revelation" and recognize the curse of Cain fully again
No interracial marriages; keep the races pure
Have prophets with dozens of wives, some as young as 14 years old
Blood atonement
Begin teaching multiple probations again
Bring back the Lectures on Faith as part of the scriptural canon
A prophet from the John Birch Society
Ban oral sex even among married couples
Coke, Pepsi, etc. taboo'd for caffeine
One-piece garments only
3 hours of church, spread across Sundays
Re-engage with Boy Scouts (pedophiles of a feather flock together)
Americas indigenous people are the "Lamanites" descendants
Stuff the women back into June Cleaver dresses/aprons and have them home cleaning, taking care of the kids and making dinner
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