Thank you for these insights, Gabriel.
Gabriel wrote:Think of all those who accept the gospel in the spirit world -– many of whom may have led profligate lives in mortality. Once they have received their vicarious baptism, are their sins not all washed away? And once all the other ordinances are done, it seems to me that they, of all people, will have little to answer for on Judgment Day. What’s to stop them from godhood? Is the Lord going to punish them for anything they might have done before that valiant 13-year-old saved their sorry butts during his water-boarding? It seems to me that the temples are cranking out gods, left and right, every day in the tens of thousands. And when the work is finally complete, it may turn out that to be a god (in our own link of the F-S chain) is to be no one in particular.
You're absolutely right and you have the intuition I've got in mind down cold. In fact, he has likely rejected deification for this very reason already. Dan, his buddy, from my recollection, on the MADD board (before he took his ball and left to start SeN), made a statement that indicated deification meant taking part in the creation process rather than actually becoming a God. He seems to have explicitly accepted the "VP of subprime auto loans with stock options" version of deification. In fact, I may have errored in using Lou as an example because of this. My intention was to make the intuition obvious, as Lou accused me of "driving a garbage truck" on SeN as if a blue-collar job is a moral failure; and for a little merriment. But now I can see why this was serious error on my part. Internet Mormons explicitly reject deification already, and probably adopt Blake's model that MGs AI brought up, and going with what they wrongly think will make them popular with conservative scholars seems the default option.
The King Follett discourse has two competing ideas and Joseph himself may have been confused about them. The most explicit is God was once a man. And Joseph says "He was once a man like us", but a few words later he says "the same as Jesus Christ Himself", which means what exactly? Did he mean Jesus, who created the world in the pre-existence at the Father's direction and was Jehovah in the Old Testament (Smith possibly took inconsistent views over time) and lived a sinless life in mortality was a "man like us?" That makes no sense. He could say he "had a body" like us, but he was no commoner. And then it's more confusing when he speaks of the Jesus resurrecting himself, having learned this from his father, which brings to mind a royal lineage passing down "the craft" of saviorhood. We can't exactly take our bodies up again on our own. The explicit paradigm of Chapel Mormons is a universe of Gods who are exalted men, and then there's Jesus, who is out of place, somewhat. Because he married Mary Magdalene and will go on as a father himself, and oddly become the greatest being as he was a savior who died for an infinite number in addition to doing everything the Father has. But, this quiet doctrine that the Father was a savior on his mortal world latches into the mind with force when heard. It does so with the implicit contrast of Father-Son royalty against the backdrop of endless "no one in particular" gods. It's not a paradigm shift, I highly doubt my mom thought about the Father's Father as a savior also nor explicitly felt like she "dodged a bullet" not getting born on a world to an inferior God. This chain is what I think of as an implicit model of the Chapel Mormon
who doesn't think they have an issue with sanitation workers getting exalted, unlike elitist Internet Mormons who sell their birthright for a mess of pottage. My counterpart world should have contained a Chapel Mormon, not Lou.
This is orthodox doctrine in both the eastern and western rites of Catholicism. I won’t go into it here.
I'll let Limnor take that one.
As for myself, I know my place. It must needs be that I, Gabriel, having been born of goodly parents, will find myself numbered among The Smoothies. Sure, I will feel remorse. But not repentance. And I will rebel. I imagine that, at first, I will gently rub my smoothie in the vain hope that it might grow. (Of course, I will avail myself of whatever lotions and oils are provided in that place.) Then, no doubt, after decades of failure, I will probably dispense with this endeavor, reverse course, and move on to something more drastic. You see, out of sheer, obstinate willfulness, I will undertake to sand down my smoothie even further. Furiously! And as the aeons pass, I will sand and sand and rub and rub until that blessed day when, on some far-off green hill, it will be sung of me: “Gabriel’s smoothie is the smoothest smoothie throughout Eternity!”
That's another strong Mormon intuition. I've heard Brigham said that Mormons would transform hell into paradise if sent there. He probably didn't consider that Mormon apostates would do just that with the Telestial Kingdom.
Lost Gospel of Thomas 1:8 - And Jesus said, "what about the Pharisees? They did it too! Wherefore, we shall do it even more!"