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Re: Baptism

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Shulem wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2026 1:05 pm
Quantum1982 wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2026 7:19 am
Another fundamental question is, why do we need the Book of Mormon? Christians go to heaven without the Book of Mormon.
I don't need the Book of Mormon or the Bible to "go to" heaven. I AM ever in my heaven living another lifetime on this beautiful planet until I've accomplished what I came here to do. Heaven *is* in my heart and mind. I AM heaven! That was correct knowledge taught by Jesus in sacred text which you seem to worship.
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Re: Baptism

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Shulem wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2026 5:07 pm
Rivendale wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2026 5:02 pm
We are then punished for eternity for a finite crime? Sounds unfair.
Some Christians simply love to threaten others who refuse to accept their faith, especially those who deny it. It's how they make themselves feel superior and more chosen than everyone else.
They have no problem threatening everyone as in "Every knee shall bow, every tongue confess."
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Re: Baptism

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Rivendale wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2026 5:36 pm
They have no problem threatening everyone as in "Every knee shall bow, every tongue confess."
Looks like we've been successful taking out the Quantum trash. I hear the garbage truck rumbling down the road on its way...

Bye bye, sucker.
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Re: Baptism

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Mormonism is Satanic.
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Re: Baptism

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Quantum1982 wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2026 9:10 pm
Mormonism is Satanic.
Blah blah blah.

What else is new?

blah blah blah
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Re: Baptism

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Quantum1982 wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2026 9:10 pm
Mormonism is Satanic.
Christianity is evil. Lake of fire? Are you even conscious?
Hiring a part-time news entertainment anchor as SecDef, what could go wrong?
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Re: Baptism

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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2026 9:29 pm
Quantum1982 wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2026 9:10 pm
Mormonism is Satanic.
Christianity is evil. Lake of fire? Are you even conscious?
They might be speaking in tongues. I remember someone who didn't believe in it could convince members he was doing it by saying ....she came in on a Honda ....very quickly.
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Re: Baptism

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Quantum1982 wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2026 9:10 pm
Mormonism is Satanic.
Jacob had four (4) women and banged all four to make babies in which the House of Israel came to fruition.

And king-Jesus? Well, he's the ultimate product of that polygamy.

Isn't that right, Quantum-boy? You do believe in polygamy, right?
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Re: Baptism

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Shulem wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2026 10:10 pm
Quantum1982 wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2026 9:10 pm
Mormonism is Satanic.
Jacob had four (4) women and banged all four to make babies in which the House of Israel came to fruition.

And king-Jesus? Well, he's the ultimate product of that polygamy.

Isn't that right, Quantum-boy? You do believe in polygamy, right?
Don't forget...it was a gang rape.
Judges 19:22-26: Levites and men of Gibeah gang-rape a woman (the concubine) to death in public, after she is forced out of a house.
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Re: Baptism

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Rivendale wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2026 10:16 pm
Shulem wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2026 10:10 pm
Jacob had four (4) women and banged all four to make babies in which the House of Israel came to fruition.

And king-Jesus? Well, he's the ultimate product of that polygamy.

Isn't that right, Quantum-boy? You do believe in polygamy, right?
Don't forget...it was a gang rape.
Judges 19:22-26: Levites and men of Gibeah gang-rape a woman (the concubine) to death in public, after she is forced out of a house.
I do not understand how this ugly event is related to polygamy. It is something condemned.

Polygamy was a common widespread social custom. I think it has negatives but still I hope Jacob and his wives enjoyed sex and were happy with children.
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