Court case

[Quantum1982]

Jesus is coming back soon. Repent before it's too late.

[Fence Sitter]

The good news is Jesus has already returned.
The bad news is He is in Salt Lake.

[Rivendale]

Jesus is coming back soon. Repent before it's too late.

Things Jesus fails at: Juggling. Eating m&m's. Clapping. Things Jesus excels at: Hide and seek.

[canpakes]

Does anyone know if there’s some kind of electronic tool where you can search broadly for information? Like… type in a question and get answers?

I googled for such a tool. No luck.

[canpakes]

Denying the lake of fire is giving people the license to sin.

Are you forgetting about the Pit of Very Pointy Sticks? That’s still there.

[Quantum1982]

Revelation 22:15

Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood.

Those in the secular music industry who produce Satanic music beware, God will judge you for poisoning the minds of young people.

The following people are in danger of the hell.... Benny Hinn, Joyce Meyer, Kenneth Copeland, Jesse Du Plantis, Creflo Dollar, Joel Osteen, Frederick KC Price, and Paula White.

Repent before Jesus shuts the door completely.

[Gadianton]

You okay, Binger?

[Rivendale]

Revelation 22:15

Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood.

Those in the secular music industry who produce Satanic music beware, God will judge you for poisoning the minds of young people.

The following people are in danger of the hell.... Benny Hinn, Joyce Meyer, Kenneth Copeland, Jesse Du Plantis, Creflo Dollar, Joel Osteen, Frederick KC Price, and Paula White.

Repent before Jesus shuts the door completely.

You forgot Benny Hill.

[Gadianton]

The following people are in danger of the hell.... Benny Hinn, Joyce Meyer, Kenneth Copeland, Jesse Du Plantis, Creflo Dollar, Joel Osteen, Frederick KC Price, and Paula White.

Although I do agree on a few of those names.

[msnobody]

Those Christians who don't spread the Word are in danger of the hell.

Call for references.