Doctor CamNC4Me wrote: ↑Wed May 20, 2026 8:31 pm
Hmmm! This seems worthy enough to add to Canpakes’ list.
• Mar 3: "We won the war."
• Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
• Mar 9:
• "We must attack Iran."
• "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
• Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
• Mar 13: "We won the war."
• Mar 14: "Please help us."
• Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
• Mar 16:
• "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
• "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
• "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
• Mar 17:
• "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
• "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
• Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
• Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip -step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz"
• Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
• Mar 21: "We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
• Mar 22:
• "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours."
• "Iran is Dead"
• Mar 23: "We are giving them more time."
• Mar 24: "The war is nearing its end."
• Mar 25: "We are still negotiating."
• Mar 26:
• "Iran is begging for peace. They gave us a gift. We will give them more time."
• Mar 27: "Talks with iran are going very well"
• Mar 28: "War will be over soon"
• Mar 29: "Maybe we take Kharg island, maybe we don't"
• Mar 30: "Open the Strait or we will obliterate all energy infrastructure and oil wells"
• Mar 31: "We don't need the strait, we got plenty of oil. Get it yourself UK."
• Apr 1:
• "Iran wants a ceasefire"
• "Strongly considering pulling out of NATO"
• "There's no deal with Iran"
• Apr 3: "We can take their oil and make a fortune"
• Apr 5: "Open the fuckin strait you crazy bastards or you'll be living in hell"
• Apr 6: "US could charge for strait of hormuz passage"
• Apr 7: "A whole civilization will die tonight"
• Apr 8:
• "Iran accepts ceasefire, the strait is opened"
• strait closed
• Apr 9: "NATO allies have days to reopen the strait"
• Apr 10: "Iran has no cards"
• Apr 11: "We're going to open up the strait"
• Apr 12: "US will blockade the strait"
• Apr 16: "I told NATO to stay away, they were useless"
• Apr 17:
• "Iran has agreed to never close the strait again"
• iran closes the strait
• Apr 18: "We might have to start dropping bombs again"
• Apr 19: "If iran doesn't sign the deal their whole country is going to get blown up"
• Apr 22: "We are gonna blow up all their boats"
• Apr 23:
• "We will extend the ceasefire"
• "We were in Vietnam 18 years"
• Apr 27:
• "if they want to talk, there is a telephone".
• Apr 28:
• "Iran informed us they are in a state of collapse"
• "They want to open the Strait"
• Iran still has Strait Closed.
• Apr 29:
• "No more Mr. Nice Guy"
• Brent Crude goes to almost $113.
• May 1:
• "Pakistan says we are close to a deal with Iran"
• "The war is over".
• "I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. I don’t think Obama could pass it. Didn't he get into Harvard with a C average? The first question is a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. A lot of you wouldn’t have been able to answer those questions"
• Regular gas average = $4.39 (AAA).
• May 2:
• "I will be reviewing the plan Iran has sent to us."
• "They want to make a deal, but I'm not satisfied with it so we will see what happens."
• Regular Gas average = $4.43 (AAA)
• May 4:
• Trump launches Project Freedom where naval ships guide commercial ships. Ceasefire violated, Iran fires missles and drones. Ceasefire violated. Says Iran has 24hrs.
• Trump demands China respect the Sanctions of Iranian oil so they can put pressure to re-open the Strait. China says they will not comply with sanctions.
• "Iran more malleable in talks"
• Trump says he'll leave office in 8 or 9 years.
• May 5:
• "We have an agreement ready. Project Freedom has been paused"
• Officials: "we may be closing in on a one page deal to end the war".
• May 6:
• "We have an agreement ready. Project Freedom has been paused"
• "Iran should wave the white flag and Surrender".
• “If Iran doesn't agree, the bombing starts again at a much higher level and intensity than it was before.”
• "Iran privately admits it has no chance against US".
• May 7:
• “We’re in what I call a skirmish because that’s what it is. We’re doing unbelievably well, just like we did in Venezuela.”
• Iran rejects US Proposal to re-open Strait
• "retaliatory strikes against Iranian targets after Iran attack are just a “love tap"".
• "even if oil went to $200, it would be worth it."
• May 8:
• "Gas prices are way down. Have you looked?"
• Gas price average is $4.54 for Regular (AAA).
• "They trifled with us today. We blew 'em away If there's no ceasefire, you're not going to have to know. You're just gonna have to look at one big glow coming out of Iran and they better sign their agreement fast."
• "The talks are going very well but they have to understand, if it doesn't get signed, they're going to have a lot of pain.
• May 9:
• "Iran has agreed to a deal that would prevent it from developing nuclear weapons"
• Tehran “wants a deal badly". “Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon, and they won't. And they've agreed to that, among other things, yes!”
• "We'll go a different route if everything doesn't get signed up, buttoned up We may go back to Project Freedom if things don't happen but it'll be Project Freedom Plus, meaning Project Freedom plus other things."
• May 10:
• Iran rejects the US Peace Proposal.
• Netanyahu says "Iran war not over."
• Trump: "I have read the response from Iran's so-called "Representatives". I don't like it. Totally unacceptable. (anyone believe Trump read that?)
• May 11:
• Iran will have to open the Strait of Hormuz at any cost, I am damn sure they will do that".
• May 12:
• "I don't think about Americans' financial situation, I don't think about anyone. The priority was making sure Iran doesn't get a nuclear weapon."
• May 12:
• Iran expands its control on the Strait of Hormuz into 500km "operational zone".
• CIA estimates Iran has restored 90% of it Underground Missile Facilities.
• May 14:
• When asked about his plan on Iran, "of course I have a plan. I have the best plan". Iran has been defeated militarily. They have little left they probably built up, but we're knocking it out in about a day."
• "They think that I'll get tired of this or I'll get bored, or I'll have some pressure, but there’s no pressure, there’s no pressure at all. We're going to have a complete victory."
• May 15:
• Trip to China: "Xi offered to help broker peace with Iran".
• "I had a total military victory. But the fake news, guys like you, write incorrectly. You're a fake guy. We had a total military victory. I actually think it's sort of treasonous what you write. You should be ashamed of yourself. I actually think it's treason."
• Gas price average is $4.51 for Regular (AAA)
• Iran Says It Will Permanently Open The Strait When President Trump Stops Wearing Makeup (The Onion)
• May 16:
• " Iran war worth economic pain".
• "we are doing this (war with Iran) to help Israel, to help Saudi, Qatar, The UAE, Kuwait, and other countries, as well as Bahrain"
• May 18:
• "for Iran, Clock is Ticking, and they better get moving, FAST, or there won't be anything left of them"
• May 19:
• Trump said he will "hold off on our planned Military attack of the Islamic Republic of Iran, which was scheduled for tomorrow,"
• "We've had periods of time where we had, we thought, pretty much getting close to making a deal, and it didn't work out. But this is a little bit different."
• will attack Iran in 'two or three days’ if no deal is reached.
• Gas price average is $4.53 for Regular (AAA)
• May 20:
• "We're going to end that war very quickly. They want to make a deal so badly. They're tired of this"
