Thank you Mr. President

[Everybody Wang Chung]

Thank you, President Trump, for being personally responsible for 28% of our national debt, devaluing our currency by 50% in real terms, and motivating countries across the world to de-stake themselves from the dollar further plunging our ability to secure prosperity into a deadly recession.

To be fair to Trump, that did require a significant amount of effort.

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

Thank you, President Trump, for being personally responsible for 28% of our national debt, devaluing our currency by 50% in real terms, and motivating countries across the world to de-stake themselves from the dollar further plunging our ability to secure prosperity into a deadly recession.

To be fair to Trump, that did require a significant amount of effort.

Thank you, Mr. President, for being such a damn up that you made the job a hundred times harder than it needed to be. Thank you using your Presidency to make billions and funnel hundreds of millions to your children. You really showed Hunter Biden how to do it!

You didn’t have to run for President, but you really took all those shots and arrows that were returned at you from the public that you relentlessly attacked, which you didn’t have to do. So, thank you for taking public political discourse lower than the shittiest part of your diaper.

And finally, thank you Mr. President for destroying our farms, freedoms, and economy because white stupid damned racists like Ajax18 would rather eat the ass end of a dead horse than see a Mexican prosper in this country. He’s bigly smart like you.

So. Thank you. Thank you for showing us that a literal rapist child idiot can start a war to cover for it all and still retain his presidency if he has an R by his name.

[Some Schmo]

You didn’t have to run for President, but you really took all those shots and arrows that were returned at you from the public that you relentlessly attacked, which you didn’t have to do.

Yes he did. Being President was the only way for the convicted felon to avoid jail.

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

Thank you Mr. President for turning Europe, Canada, India, South Korea, and India away from the US and now 100’s of billions in dollars going from American families to deals they’re making amongst themselves. Thank you, because people like Ceeboob hate homosexuals so much he’d rather the US be destroyed, and it’s well on its way to being so, than to let homosexuals live in peace and harmony. So. Thank you for that.

Also, thanks for having a UFC event on the White House lawn. Thank you for the bread and circus, Mr. President.