Proving it's All True
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Proving it's All True
Forget Nahom, the LDS Church's Ensign Peak Investment Fund scored a 900% gain on GameStop. New business indicators have replaced the strained true claims of the past with something quantifiable. Take that, you doubters!
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100+ Billion in stocksFor the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal
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That’s why the Lord stores His billions in the Cloud.Shulem wrote: ↑Fri May 21, 2021 1:24 am100+ Billion in stocksFor the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal
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Hugh Nibley claimed he bumped into Adolf Hitler, Albert Einstein, Winston Churchill, Gertrude Stein, and the Grand Duke Vladimir Romanoff. Dishonesty is baked into Mormonism.
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Holy cow, this is a celestial endorsement of video games! YEAH BABY!
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I've often wondered, if this thing we discuss were actually true, why God didn't inspire the brethren to create some invention like the computer or an alternative energy source, etc? This could finance the operation in perpetuity. He then wouldn't have to worry about taking the widow's mite, or food from poor kids in Africa, or rent from single moms. Yet, He ordained from the foundations of Wall Street that His church would demand onerous taxes (onerous on at least some of His people), hide the surplus, and invest the booty in monopoly enterprises that further tax His children into servitude.
Maybe Mormon God is really the devil?
Maybe Mormon God is really the devil?
Myth is misused by the powerful to subjugate the masses all too often.
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The Church stock fund earned another 3 billion dollars in the last three months, proving it is even more true.
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Well there is always Philo Taylor Farnsworth.Dr Exiled wrote: ↑Sat Jul 10, 2021 7:16 pmI've often wondered, if this thing we discuss were actually true, why God didn't inspire the brethren to create some invention like the computer or an alternative energy source, etc? This could finance the operation in perpetuity. He then wouldn't have to worry about taking the widow's mite, or food from poor kids in Africa, or rent from single moms. Yet, He ordained from the foundations of Wall Street that His church would demand onerous taxes (onerous on at least some of His people), hide the surplus, and invest the booty in monopoly enterprises that further tax His children into servitude.
Maybe Mormon God is really the devil?