We Have To Call them Out

[drumdude]

I damned love this mypillow guy

[Michael J. Lindell]

Everyone deserves a good night sleep. You deserve a good night sleep Gadianton. Folks, whether you are on the Atlantic Coast or on the West Coast or anywhere in between, you can use promotion code POSO for a discount on all My Pillow products, including pet products. If anyone loves their country and their freedom and also needs a pillow they can reach out to me and I will make sure they sleep well in America.

Hi sir!! I got one of your pillows for Christmas a couple of years ago and I think it was defective. The fuckin pillow had a bunch of tiny pieces of foam in it, what the hell!! It was extremely uncomfortable. If I send it back to you, could you give "Santa Claus" a refund? Maybe he'll send me a real pillow.

Our products are guaranteed to give you a good nights sleep. You can return any product for a full refund.

I would like to remind you too put the pillow in the dryer with a single damp small towel. I recommend something about the size of a hand towel like the ones they have at the Trump Hotel. Put a single towel and a single pillow in the dryer for about 24 minutes before using it for the first time.

[Atlanticmike]

Hi sir!! I got one of your pillows for Christmas a couple of years ago and I think it was defective. The fuckin pillow had a bunch of tiny pieces of foam in it, what the hell!! It was extremely uncomfortable. If I send it back to you, could you give "Santa Claus" a refund? Maybe he'll send me a real pillow.

Our products are guaranteed to give you a good nights sleep. You can return any product for a full refund.

I would like to remind you too put the pillow in the dryer with a single damp small towel. I recommend something about the size of a hand towel like the ones they have at the Trump Hotel. Put a single towel and a single pillow in the dryer for about 24 minutes before using it for the first time.

Why the hell would I want to sleep in the dryer?? That doesn't sound comfortable sir!!

[drumdude]

Mike I bought 2 pillows from you but my COVID is getting worse. The doctors are telling me to go in but I know they just want to steal my organs to keep Biden alive.

Which pillow do you recommend for an O2 saturation of less than 75 and persistent coughing? Do you have one with essential oils or crystals in it?

[Michael J. Lindell]

Mike I bought 2 pillows from you but my COVID is getting worse. The doctors are telling me to go in but I know they just want to steal my organs to keep Biden alive.

Which pillow do you recommend for an O2 saturation of less than 75 and persistent coughing? Do you have one with essential oils or crystals in it?

drumdude,

Thank you. I recommend the Premium Pillow which is available up to 67% off with promo code POSO. You may also benefit from premium sheets made from cotton that I selected, and also you could sleep comfortably with COVID on a mattress topper. At this time I am not offering essential oils or crystals. Essential oils are primarily a scam product that uses Mormons and Ex-Mormons in multiple levels where a few people at the top benefit from the lower levels loyalty, service, sales and gullibility. At My Pillow, nobody at the bottom level benefits. Instead, we distribute some of the money to media outlets for propagadvertising.

[Michael J. Lindell]

Our products are guaranteed to give you a good nights sleep. You can return any product for a full refund.

I would like to remind you too put the pillow in the dryer with a single damp small towel. I recommend something about the size of a hand towel like the ones they have at the Trump Hotel. Put a single towel and a single pillow in the dryer for about 24 minutes before using it for the first time.

Why the hell would I want to sleep in the dryer?? That doesn't sound comfortable sir!!

Mr. Atlanticmike, I did not suggest that you sleep in the dryer. I only recommend sleeping on a mattress topper, with a Premium My Pillow and at the Trump Hotel.

[drumdude]

How do I turn off the speaker on the Premium Mypillow that keeps whispering "Biden stole the election" and "theres no way he got 80 million votes" while I'm sleeping? I think it might be disrupting my REM sleep cycle.

[Atlanticmike]

Why the hell would I want to sleep in the dryer?? That doesn't sound comfortable sir!!

Mr. Atlanticmike, I did not suggest that you sleep in the dryer. I only recommend sleeping on a mattress topper, with a Premium My Pillow and at the Trump Hotel.

Great suggestion Mike!! Let's keep in touch. Praise Jesus!!!!

[Some Schmo]

Anti-vaxxers want to believe everything is a potential legitimate reason not to get it. Vaccine allergy is one of the few legitimate ones and is extremely rare.

Do you realize that 41% of unvaccinated adults are black or Hispanic? Do you and Schmo still think they're uninformed and too stupid to be worth speaking with?

You are the primary reason I consider racism to be a subcategory of stupid. This question is laced with racist stupidity.

It's also why I speak at you, not with you.

[Michael J. Lindell]

How do I turn off the speaker on the Premium Mypillow that keeps whispering "Biden stole the election" and "theres no way he got 80 million votes" while I'm sleeping? I think it might be disrupting my REM sleep cycle.

drumdude, that is not a real MyPillow. Do you also have a Rolex that runs on batteries? You have one of those fake ones! Be sure to order a new pillow and use promo code POSO. Certainly Biden could have gotten those votes and not steal the election. The Dominion machines got the votes and stole it for him but you would never hear that in a Premium MyPillow.