Are you pro life?

[Jersey Girl]

Shhhhh...he went off to find his thinking cap.

Too late. I just shot that, too.

AM's all like YAY GUNS! YAY GUNS!

[Jersey Girl]

How do you protect your family?

During the day or night?

Was this too hard?

Day=Sun
Night=Moon.

There. Now you know the difference.

[canpakes]

AM's all like YAY GUNS! YAY GUNS!

Hey, they’re useful during ‘skeeter season.



See? No more ‘skeeters!
.

[Jersey Girl]

AM's all like YAY GUNS! YAY GUNS!

Hey, they’re useful during ‘skeeter season.



See? No more ‘skeeters!
.

I think that could actually work on Jersey bombers!

[Atlanticmike]

A-Mike,

How do you protect your family from lightning?

We've had a lot of close encounters with lightning, usually while fishing on the beach. We have found if we sacrifice a gerbil to the lightning God Zeus two days before an outdoor adventure, he will protect us and keep the lightning at least 50 feet away. How do you protect your family from lightning?? Anybody want to buy a gerbil?

[Atlanticmike]

How do you protect your family?

During the day or night?

Good Lord, you're prepared how bout both.

[Jersey Girl]

During the day or night?

Good Lord, you're prepared how bout both.

See what a crappy thinker you are? You have exactly no strategy except for...GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!

[Atlanticmike]

Good Lord, you're prepared how bout both.

See what a crappy thinker you are? You have exactly no strategy except for...GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!

The thread was started talking about guns, I'm not derailing a thread for once, good Lord you're picky as fxxk. I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't.

If you want to talk about other security measures then go ahead, im waiting.

[canpakes]

A-Mike,

How do you protect your family from lightning?

We've had a lot of close encounters with lightning, usually while fishing on the beach. We have found if we sacrifice a gerbil to the lightning God Zeus two days before an outdoor adventure, he will protect us and keep the lightning at least 50 feet away. How do you protect your family from lightning?? Anybody want to buy a gerbil?

[Jersey Girl]

AM's home invasion strategy.

Get the gun! Get the gun! Get the gun!