The Bednar Dog and Pony Show

[Shulem]

We are commanded not to judge!

Lest ye be judged.

[Shulem]

David, my boy, you're not half the man I am. I can eat a whole apple pie in one sitting.



Poor hungry David is wanting that pie but is too afraid he'll get fat and outgrow his suit.

TRUTH BE TOLD, DAVID IS FASTING AND IS HUNGRY AND STRUGGLING TO MAINTAIN HIS COMPOSURE.

RASBAND DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT FASTING. HE EATS WHAT HE WANTS AND WHEN HE WANTS.



Rasband dance!

[Moksha]

I said, "Hey, Joe, take a walk on the wild side. And
the colored girls say, "Doo do doo do doo do do doo..."