Unofficial Limericks thread, RIP

[dantana]

Has anyone been watched the Netflix offering of 'The Crown'? In an episode they have Margaret at the white house sharing a limerick with LBJ. "There was a young woman from Dallas, who used a dynamite stick for a phallus. They found her vagina in north Carolina and her arsehole in Buckingham palace."

LBJ. responded with, "There once was a man from Wisconsin, was blessed with a very large Johnson ..."

I thought it was funny.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/t ... 0229bced3c

[Lem]

There once was a man named Mort
Whose dick was decidedly short.
When he climbed into bed
His ladyfriend said,
"That's not a dick it's a wart."

[Lem]

Has anyone been watched the Netflix offering of 'The Crown'? In an episode they have Margaret at the white house sharing a limerick with LBJ. "There was a young woman from Dallas, who used a dynamite stick for a phallus. They found her vagina in north Carolina and her arsehole in Buckingham palace."

LBJ. responded with, "There once was a man from Wisconsin, was blessed with a very large Johnson ..."

I thought it was funny.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/t ... 0229bced3c

From your link

Sadly, there is nothing in the historical record to back up the events.

Too bad. Large Johnsons are exceedingly rare. It would have been nice to see it documented.

[dantana]

From your link

Sadly, there is nothing in the historical record to back up the events.

Too bad. Large Johnsons are exceedingly rare. It would have been nice to see it documented.

Yabut, What could be more fun than limericks on the eve of destruction, and the entertainment of giving the Shades foundation a new tail to chase.

edit,add; substitute tale or tell for tail, depending on the impending Jersey Girl ruling.

[Lem]

From your link

Too bad. Large Johnsons are exceedingly rare. It would have been nice to see it documented.

Yabut, What could be more fun than limericks on the eve of destruction, and the entertainment of giving the Shades foundation a new tail to chase.

Why would Shades care what tail you chase? or large Johnsons, as the case may be.

[dantana]

Why would Shades care what tail you chase? or large Johnsons, as the case may be.

Well, just for the record, I prefer split tails ... as opposed to split johnsons

[Lem]

From your link

Too bad. Large Johnsons are exceedingly rare. It would have been nice to see it documented.

Yabut, What could be more fun than limericks on the eve of destruction, and the entertainment of giving the Shades foundation a new tail to chase.

edit,add; substitute tale or tell for tail, depending on the impending Jersey Girl ruling.

edit is too late. Your quest for tail has already been documented.

[dantana]

edit is too late. Your quest for tail has already been documented.

Your skill at 4 dimensional landmines is impressive master Lem. Mods; please de-pluralize Dantana's use of the term 'tail'. Boom.

[Some Schmo]

In a moment of inspiration, I wrote this:

There once was this strange Ajax kid
You wouldn't believe what he did
He left himself loaded
Until he exploded
It only he'd just milked his squid

(It actually wasn't about ajax, but another poster talking about the evils of masturbation... the point is you can replace the name with anybody, as long as their name has 2 syllables).

I don't know if it fits this thread, but the limerick makes me laugh, so there it is.

[dantana]

In a moment of inspiration, I wrote this:

There once was this strange Ajax kid
You wouldn't believe what he did
He left himself loaded
Until he exploded
It only he'd just milked his squid

(It actually wasn't about ajax, but another poster talking about the evils of masturbation... the point is you can replace the name with anybody, as long as their name has 2 syllables).

I don't know if it fits this thread, but the limerick makes me laugh, so there it is.

Great limerick Schmo, but total wives tale. I survived a 2 year mission with only having to confess to the MP once. I did however come home, have an episode of near sex with the first female I saw, that was near enough to cause me to fear I must marry her or go to hell for eternity, and then spent the next six years wondering why God thought my one true soulmate needed to be the stupidest human in existence. But, yeah. Wives tale.