2011 stemelbow whiner of the year award goes to...

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Yahoo Bot wrote:Sock Puppet, you've outdone yourself with you inane moronity. (I haven't used those words together before; right on!)

I whine far more than Steme but I'd like to think that I have my teeth in you while I'm whining.

Sorry, Bot, but you received not a single vote. Better luck in 2012.
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Scottie wrote:
sock puppet wrote:By overwhelming acclamation, the faculty and staff have chosen stemelbow the recipient of the first annual ttribe whiner award.

This distinction goes out to stemelbow for his untiring whining (with never ceasing refrains like "that's just silly", "I was just disagreeing with you" when I called you 'stupid', "that makes no sense to me" and "you didn't understand me").

Ever more remarkable is that stem has been registered and posting for less than 9 months, but with just two months to go in the year, it is inconceivable that any other poster could come close.

pep pep, stem. You now have this laurel to brag about.

To paraphrase Obiwan: Who's the more whiny? The whiner or the whiner who whines about the whiner?

Shouldn't Sock Puppet win the award for whining so much about the whiner??? So much that you actually went out of your way to create a post with a made up award??

And what the hell does ttribe have to do with any of this???

Kind of pathetic...

Should moderators just moderate themselves for being board nannies?

No, but I think you get the point.
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sock puppet wrote:Should moderators just moderate themselves for being board nannies?

No, but I think you get the point.

OMG Now you are whining about my whining about your whining about stems whining??

LOL Awesome!
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stem,

Congratulations! You have been bestowed the most unusual honor in the history of Cassius University. Its regents met today (and were damn thankful they are regents of Cassius U and not Penn State), and considered the name change to the award.

They not only took my suggestion of adding your name to the awards title going forward, but the regents (in their infinite wisdom) went two steps further. First, they instructed me to make yours the only attributed name in the title. Second, they instructed me to make the name change retroactive.

So, you will note the change in the name of this thread. You are the first ever, 2011 award winner of--[trumpets blowing]--the stemelbow whiner of the year award.

My hat is off to you, stemelbow. You earned it! (I am so verclempt, all I can say is, talk amongst yourselves... .)
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Stem, congratulations. Just remember that without Joseph Smith, none of this would have been possible.
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Stem

I really don't know why some people spend so much time posting insults to you. I find your posts to be level headed (obviously I don't agree with your religious beliefs for the most part). I don't know what their problem is, I really don't. I think basically those that spend their time posting frequent insults, must be very bored and to them perhaps that makes their lives feel more exciting.
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As Stemelbow is an active Mormon shouldn't the award be entitled:

"2011 Stemelbow Grape Juicer of the Year Award"
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marg wrote:Stem

I really don't know why some people spend so much time posting insults to you. I find your posts to be level headed (obviously I don't agree with your religious beliefs for the most part). I don't know what their problem is, I really don't. I think basically those that spend their time posting frequent insults, must be very bored and to them perhaps that makes their lives feel more exciting.

Really marg? That's your best guess at why people do it?

Has the possibility ever crossed your mind that maybe people do it to prevent their head from exploding after reading some of the nonsense people write?

I don't know why some people spend so much time making awful hypotheses for why others behave in a way that I wouldn't. I don't know what their problem is. I think people who do have a quota of ridiculous hypotheses to meet and have to keep up. Plus, that gives their lives the fulfillment they are so sorely lacking. Yeah... that's it. That sounds completely reasonable to me.

*eye roll*
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Some Schmo wrote:
marg wrote:Really marg? That's your best guess at why people do it?

Has the possibility ever crossed your mind that maybe people do it to prevent their head from exploding after reading some of the nonsense people write?


The problem Schmo is the dog piling that goes on..and you are part of the group that does it.

I don't know why some people spend so much time making awful hypotheses for why others behave in a way that I wouldn't. I don't know what their problem is. I think people who do have a quota of ridiculous hypotheses to meet and have to keep up. Plus, that gives their lives the fulfillment they are so sorely lacking. Yeah... that's it. That sounds completely reasonable to me.

*eye roll*


You are an ass hole.
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marg wrote:The problem Schmo is the dog piling that goes on..and you are part of the group that does it.

It would be really easy for stem to avoid the dog piling... he quits writing stupid crap (which would likely mean he'd have to stop posting).

marg wrote:You are an ass hole.

Yeah, sometimes. And sometimes, you're a dumb ass.
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