The Most Intellectual Joke You Know

[_Res Ipsa]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hyena?

Elephant hyena sin theta.

[_Doctor CamNC4Me]

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"

I literally, and I mean literally "Hoe hoe hoe'd".

Luzzleliddledeedo!

- Doc

[Guest]

Anyway.

Here's the most intellectual joke I know:

How many times does a Christian laugh at a joke?

Three times: Once when it's told, once when it's explained, and once when Thews finally gets it.

Yours truly!

[_honorentheos]

An infinite number of men walk into a bar. The first orders a pint. The second orders half a pint. The third orders a quarter of a pint. The bartender sighs, pours two pints, and says "Here, sort it out amongst yourselves."

Nice.

[_ludwigm]

A priest, a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar.

The bartender says:
- Sorry, folks, I don't like stupid religious jokes.

[_honorentheos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__4JiQI3N6Q

Not particularly intellectual, but ludwigm's post reminded me of it.

[_MeDotOrg]

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"

"Ten," she replied.
"What are their names?" he asked.
"David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered.
"They're all named David?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'David,' and they all come running in."
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'David, come eat your dinner'," she answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"

subgenius, it's not surprising that this joke is the most intellectual joke you know.

[_bcspace]

By this we see that as knowledge approaches zero, money goes to infinity, regardless of how much work you do.

Similar to:

[_MeDotOrg]

A Panda walks into a bar and yells at the bartender "Gimme a bowl of peanuts!"

Startled, the bartender pushes a bowl of peanuts across the bar. The panda picks up the bowl of peanuts, drains its contents into his mouth, pulls out a gun and begins firing it randomly around the bar.

After the patrons have either run screaming from the bar or hit the floor, the Panda begins to walk out.

"Hey!", says the bartender. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"I'm a Panda, look it up!" replies the bear as he walks out the door.

Puzzled, the bartender reaches for a dictionary and reads:

"PANDA: A large black and white bear indigenous to the mountains of southern China. Eats shoots and leaves."

[_ludwigm]

I hate pandas.





And I hate all panda avatars, by the way...