New First Presidency announced (Oaks, Eyring, Christofferson)

[Whiskey]

I kept secretly hoping that, against all precedents, Holland would be "chosen" as President/Prophet, with Oaks as Co-President.

I mean, the Holland/Oaks duo has a nice sound, does it not?

(please don't make me spell this out, folks)

Secretly hoping? More like a make-a your dreams come true.

[Tom]

I kept secretly hoping that, against all precedents, Holland would be "chosen" as President/Prophet, with Oaks as Co-President.

I mean, the Holland/Oaks duo has a nice sound, does it not?

(please don't make me spell this out, folks)

“It’s a Laugh.”

[MG 2.0]

President: Dallin Oaks (referred to as “Dallas” by Elder Stevenson during the introduction; Stevenson will be reprimanded and demoted in seniority later).
First Counselor: Eyring
Second Counselor: Christofferson

Surprisingly, the reorganization took place today.

Christofferson said he was surprised by the call. Understandable. But then Eyring said he was “equally surprised.” Not believable. Eyring’s been in the First Presidency for the past 18 years.

Holland spoke and Oaks concluded. Oaks said that the church doesn’t have the answers to all of the world’s problems as they haven’t been revealed. I am not making this up.

Press didn’t participate. The entire video announcement lasted about 13 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/live/LLtTYabz6O ... 3sv_qIp4hu

Do they really think members are obtuse. They have repeatedly said they have the answers to life's problems.

"Elder Perry: ... I know the gospel is true. It answers all of life’s questions and problems that face us. ... [quoting Benson], “I testify to you that we have the answers to the problems of the world....'"

"Elder Christofferson: "Yes. Well, you’ve said that the answers to life’s challenges and problems come from the gospel ... The gospel really does have the answers."

His exact words were:

We do not have answers to all of the world's problems.

That isn't surprising. What isn't surprising is that the critics are already coming out against the newly called prophet.

Regards,
MG

[Everybody Wang Chung]

I kept secretly hoping that, against all precedents, Holland would be "chosen" as President/Prophet, with Oaks as Co-President.

I mean, the Holland/Oaks duo has a nice sound, does it not?

(please don't make me spell this out, folks)

“It’s a Laugh.”

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EErSKhC0C ... AHAQ%3D%3D

[Shulem]

What isn't surprising is that the critics are already coming out against the newly called prophet.

Idolatry in the temple of Mormonism is coming. Get ready. Penis-god requires it.

Bow down, MG, and worship your god! Kiss his feet, you fool.



Evil Mormonism!

[Rivendale]

I testify to you that we have the answers to the problems of the world....'"

....what are you talking about?

[Shulem]

I testify to you that we have the answers to the problems of the world....'"

....what are you talking about?

Oaks & Trump vibrate together within a realm of deception and delusion. They are like whores selling their wares.

And, MG, you are evil.

I so testify.

[malkie]

“It’s a Laugh.”

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EErSKhC0C ... AHAQ%3D%3D

Thanks, Tom and Everybody Wang Chung, for deciphering the groaner

[Morley]

Thanks, Tom and Everybody Wang Chung, for deciphering the groaner

The whole thing was delightful. Even MG popping in couldn’t spoil it.

[Kishkumen]

Love the Hall & Oates humor.