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Jersey Girl
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by Jersey Girl » Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:12 pm
canpakes wrote: ↑ Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:09 pm
Jersey Girl wrote: ↑ Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:02 pm
Shhhhh...he went off to find his thinking cap.
Too late. I just shot that, too.
AM's all like YAY GUNS! YAY GUNS!
LIGHT HAS A NAME
We only get stronger when we are lifting something that is heavier than what we are used to. ~ KF
Slava Ukraini!
Jersey Girl
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by Jersey Girl » Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:14 pm
Jersey Girl wrote: ↑ Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:37 pm
Atlanticmike wrote: ↑ Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:29 pm
How do you protect your family?
During the day or night?
Was this too hard?
Day=Sun
Night=Moon.
There. Now you know the difference.
LIGHT HAS A NAME
We only get stronger when we are lifting something that is heavier than what we are used to. ~ KF
Slava Ukraini!
canpakes
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by canpakes » Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:15 pm
Jersey Girl wrote: ↑ Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:12 pm
AM's all like YAY GUNS! YAY GUNS!
Hey, they’re useful during ‘skeeter season.
See? No more ‘skeeters!
.
Jersey Girl
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Posts: 8338 Joined: Mon Oct 26, 2020 3:51 am
Location: In my head
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by Jersey Girl » Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:15 pm
canpakes wrote: ↑ Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:15 pm
Jersey Girl wrote: ↑ Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:12 pm
AM's all like YAY GUNS! YAY GUNS!
Hey, they’re useful during ‘skeeter season.
See? No more ‘skeeters!
.
I think that could actually work on Jersey bombers!
LIGHT HAS A NAME
We only get stronger when we are lifting something that is heavier than what we are used to. ~ KF
Slava Ukraini!
Atlanticmike
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by Atlanticmike » Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:17 pm
Sledge wrote: ↑ Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:52 pm
A-Mike,
How do you protect your family from lightning?
We've had a lot of close encounters with lightning, usually while fishing on the beach. We have found if we sacrifice a gerbil to the lightning God Zeus two days before an outdoor adventure, he will protect us and keep the lightning at least 50 feet away. How do you protect your family from lightning?? Anybody want to buy a gerbil?
Atlanticmike
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by Atlanticmike » Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:19 pm
Jersey Girl wrote: ↑ Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:37 pm
Atlanticmike wrote: ↑ Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:29 pm
How do you protect your family?
During the day or night?
Good Lord, you're prepared
how bout both.
Jersey Girl
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Posts: 8338 Joined: Mon Oct 26, 2020 3:51 am
Location: In my head
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by Jersey Girl » Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:22 pm
Atlanticmike wrote: ↑ Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:19 pm
Jersey Girl wrote: ↑ Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:37 pm
During the day or night?
Good Lord, you're prepared
how bout both.
See what a crappy thinker you are? You have exactly no strategy except for...GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!
LIGHT HAS A NAME
We only get stronger when we are lifting something that is heavier than what we are used to. ~ KF
Slava Ukraini!
Atlanticmike
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by Atlanticmike » Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:26 pm
Jersey Girl wrote: ↑ Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:22 pm
Atlanticmike wrote: ↑ Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:19 pm
Good Lord, you're prepared
how bout both.
See what a crappy thinker you are? You have exactly no strategy except for...GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!
The thread was started talking about guns, I'm not derailing a thread for once, good Lord you're picky as fxxk.
I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't.
If you want to talk about other security measures then go ahead, im waiting.
canpakes
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by canpakes » Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:26 pm
Atlanticmike wrote: ↑ Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:17 pm
Sledge wrote: ↑ Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:52 pm
A-Mike,
How do you protect your family from lightning?
We've had a lot of close encounters with lightning, usually while fishing on the beach. We have found if we sacrifice a gerbil to the lightning God Zeus two days before an outdoor adventure, he will protect us and keep the lightning at least 50 feet away. How do you protect your family from lightning?? Anybody want to buy a gerbil?
Jersey Girl
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Posts: 8338 Joined: Mon Oct 26, 2020 3:51 am
Location: In my head
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by Jersey Girl » Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:27 pm
AM's home invasion strategy.
Get the gun! Get the gun! Get the gun!
LIGHT HAS A NAME
We only get stronger when we are lifting something that is heavier than what we are used to. ~ KF
Slava Ukraini!