A couple of thoughts on polygamy

[_Doctor Steuss]

[...]
For what else is Mormonism but a big shaft?

And Mormonism is one bad mother...

"Shut your mouth!"

I'm talking about Mormonism.

"Then we can dig it."

[_Jason Bourne]

2. There was a strong component of women as property to be passed around or traded as tokens of social status. For example when Levi Hancock went to Joseph Smith asking for permission to marry his sweetheart, Joseph said he would grant permission only if Levi arranged to get Fanny Alger (Levi's niece) to marry him. Also, Joseph taught that (again since marriage contracts were voided by the restoration), men with higher priesthood ranking had the right to take wives of lesser priesthood rank as their own without a divorce. This of course explains the rationale behind some of Joseph's polyandry.

Anyway, it's a great read and extremely well-researched.

I had thought this idea was original to Brigham

[_The Nehor]

I hope someday, Nehor, you can visit the Joseph Smith Birthplace Memorial in Sharon Vermont. Perhaps with your wife entourage, too. Billed as "The World's Largest Polished Shaft," it is not merely a phallic structure, but one of the most accurate physical metaphors ever to be created. For what else is Mormonism but a big shaft?

I see....and the idea that a spire is a symbol for the search of humanity for God had nothing to do with it. Methinks there is a slight Freudian obsession here.

[_The Nehor]

I hope someday, Nehor, you can visit the Joseph Smith Birthplace Memorial in Sharon Vermont. Perhaps with your wife entourage, too. Billed as "The World's Largest Polished Shaft," it is not merely a phallic structure, but one of the most accurate physical metaphors ever to be created. For what else is Mormonism but a big shaft?

OMG! I LOVE THIS! I want this in my signature, but it keeps saying it's too long!

DAMN!

Keene! Fix the signature length, or I'm getting out my whip!

;)

What am I doing on a board where use of the word retarded in jest causes people to condemn but relating an entire religion to a monument that the sex-obsessed somehow construe as a gigantic phallus is signature worthy? Why don't you just defecate on his grave and be done with it?

[_Yoda]

I hope someday, Nehor, you can visit the Joseph Smith Birthplace Memorial in Sharon Vermont. Perhaps with your wife entourage, too. Billed as "The World's Largest Polished Shaft," it is not merely a phallic structure, but one of the most accurate physical metaphors ever to be created. For what else is Mormonism but a big shaft?

OMG! I LOVE THIS! I want this in my signature, but it keeps saying it's too long!

DAMN!

Keene! Fix the signature length, or I'm getting out my whip!

;)

What am I doing on a board where use of the word retarded in jest causes people to condemn but relating an entire religion to a monument that the sex-obsessed somehow construe as a gigantic phallus is signature worthy? Why don't you just defecate on his grave and be done with it?

Chill out, Nehor. You were being a smart-ass and she one-up'd you. That's why it was signature-worthy.

You were the smart ass first. Deal with it.

[_The Nehor]

Chill out, Nehor. You were being a smart-ass and she one-up'd you. That's why it was signature-worthy.

You were the smart ass first. Deal with it.

Well I'd one up her back but I realized I might cause a reverse in the banning policy.

[_Yoda]

Chill out, Nehor. You were being a smart-ass and she one-up'd you. That's why it was signature-worthy.

You were the smart ass first. Deal with it.

Well I'd one up her back but I realized I might cause a reverse in the banning policy.

Look in your PM box. I have a question for you.

[_Blixa]

Chill out, Nehor. You were being a smart-ass and she one-up'd you. That's why it was signature-worthy.

You were the smart ass first. Deal with it.

Well I'd one up her back but I realized I might cause a reverse in the banning policy.

You'd one up me back? Why you naughty boy!

Better keep a good lookout....Steuss is a jealous god...

[_The Nehor]

Chill out, Nehor. You were being a smart-ass and she one-up'd you. That's why it was signature-worthy.

You were the smart ass first. Deal with it.

Well I'd one up her back but I realized I might cause a reverse in the banning policy.

You'd one up me back? Why you naughty boy!

Better keep a good lookout....Steuss is a jealous god...

Actually I'm disgusted at what I almost posted. I need to go to bed.

[_Blixa]

Chill out, Nehor. You were being a smart-ass and she one-up'd you. That's why it was signature-worthy.

You were the smart ass first. Deal with it.

Well I'd one up her back but I realized I might cause a reverse in the banning policy.

You'd one up me back? Why you naughty boy!

Better keep a good lookout....Steuss is a jealous god...

Actually I'm disgusted at what I almost posted. I need to go to bed.

Uh, TMI? Either way, have a nice sleep and wake refreshed and happy tomorrow!