New Jesus sort of looks Jamaican

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_zeezrom
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New Jesus sort of looks Jamaican

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source: http://www.LDS.org

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Cool!
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Re: New Jesus sort of looks Jamaican

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He could use dreadlocks, though.

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This was actually my first reaction: "Woah, does he have dreadlocks?" But then I soon realized his hair is just lacking a fine shampoo treatment the morning of this event.
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Re: New Jesus sort of looks Jamaican

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The real Jesus probably looked more like Bob Marley than the white European guys they use to depict him today
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Assuming there was a real Jesus
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Re: New Jesus sort of looks Jamaican

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son of Ishmael wrote:The real Jesus probably looked more like Bob Marley than the white European guys they use to depict him today


I know some fans that think Marley was Jesus. :smile:
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Re: New Jesus sort of looks Jamaican

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Quasimodo wrote:
son of Ishmael wrote:The real Jesus probably looked more like Bob Marley than the white European guys they use to depict him today


I know some fans that think Marley was Jesus. :smile:

I'm good with that idea.
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Re: New Jesus sort of looks Jamaican

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They just got done listening to the Doors and smoking pot. Now they are trying to communicate with spirits and divine the future.

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Re: New Jesus sort of looks Jamaican

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Quasimodo wrote:
son of Ishmael wrote:The real Jesus probably looked more like Bob Marley than the white European guys they use to depict him today


I know some fans that think Marley was Jesus. :smile:





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Re: New Jesus sort of looks Jamaican

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zeezrom wrote:source: http://www.LDS.org

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Cool!


If the disciples are praying, they are doing it wrong. Jews and early Christians did not do the 'joined hands' prayer gesture. They used instead the orans posture with raised hands:

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