Gazelam wrote:Why do you go against the witness you received?
Because it collided with reality. Reality won.
Typical adult Mormon baptism
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Gaz wake up and smell the wang dang sweet poontang.Gazelam wrote:If his testimony is not founded on a witness of the spirit, then he is rideing his girlfriends coattails and has no foundation. Hopefully that will come for him later. Sometimes the requirements have to be lived for a bit I guess. "Witness comes after the trial of faith" or something like that.
Gaz
He is riding something other than her coattails. He is joining the silly church so he that he CAN ride her tail you idiot. Hell, ya never know, they may already have exchanged bodily fluids already, just not in the wrong spot on her...
Flirt to convert was the saying I heard my brother use while on his mission.
Runtu recalling the man's story of reading and meeting with the missionaries and it sounded good, sounds like he has his eye on the prize and that is parking his car in her garage.
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Gazelam wrote:No you werent. I am going to make a long post on the subject soon. Just need to set aside some time.
All true religion is feeling.
Gaz
The problem is that Mormonism requires you to sacrifice your conscience for feelings. It wasn't until I realized how much I had rationalized that I realized I could not be a Mormon any longer. When you have to go against what you know is wrong, you know you are in the wrong religion.
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Oh isn't little Gizzy Gazzy a cutie patootie! giggle giggleGazelam wrote:A witness of the spirit is reality.
My hell Gaz! you sound like a friggin sunbeam up there regurgitating a rote testiphony for your mommy and daddy.
A self induced emotional epiphany or what you refer to as a witness of the spirit, is as far from reality as you can get.
Look at your next post, "All true religion is feeling. "
So which is it?
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msnobody wrote:Flirt to convert was the saying I heard my brother use while on his mission.
That sounds like "flirty fishing" that is done in the Children of God group. Well, almost, but not quite.
It really doesn't suprise me. I lived in the corridor during my late teens-early 20s and many of the faithful LDS girls are looking to snare a guy. If its a RM great. If they bring in a convert at least its new blood.
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"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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I don't know if this happens anymore out in Happy Valley(Utah county around BYU and UVSC), but when I was living there in the late 80s and early 90's girls would feel your thigh for the garment line.Bond...James Bond wrote:msnobody wrote:Flirt to convert was the saying I heard my brother use while on his mission.
That sounds like "flirty fishing" that is done in the Children of God group. Well, almost, but not quite.
It really doesn't suprise me. I lived in the corridor during my late teens-early 20s and many of the faithful LDS girls are looking to snare a guy. If its a RM great. If they bring in a convert at least its new blood.
Bond
NO LIE.
My roommate would put several layers of thin masking tape on the bottom of his bottom garmies to ensure detection. He said it was would make it easier to get some levi love from the Mormon girls.