OK, I just read the Larry King transcript. Larry King is an ass:
KING: We're going to -- in the next set, we're going to show some of the dancing. But I want to bring up a serious note, but something that deserves to be said, to see how you're doing. I know that you have many children.
M. OSMOND: I do.
KING: And I know that Michael is in rehab, right?
M. OSMOND: Yes, uh-huh.
How did you know that?
KING: I was told.
M. OSMOND: Oh.
KING: And I think it's important that people know how you deal with it, because -- I have some statistics.
Michael is how old, 16?
M. OSMOND: My son is 16.
KING: When a child is 16, 53 percent have used illegal drugs.
M. OSMOND: Yes.
D. OSMOND: Wow!
KING: Seventy-eight percent have used alcohol. Fifty-seven percent smoke cigarettes.
How are you dealing with it?
M. OSMOND: This last week, with my dad passing, was hard for many reasons. That was one of them. My son was put into a rehab. It's really hard. It's really hard. But it's a reality, Larry. Seventy-five percent, like you said, of kids under age 18 are dealing with this. It's affecting every single family in our country. They're having these -- they're called pharm parties, where they go and steal, you know, medicines out of their parents' drug cabinets.
D. OSMOND: Medicine cabinets.
M. OSMOND: And they dump them in a bowl and they just take them until they pass out. My son didn't do that. But, you know, he's dealing with a lot of issues. I don't know that I feel comfortable talking for him. I think he'll have to deal with that. But I will say this. My son is amazing. He's dealing with a lot. He's one of my kids. He's dealing with adoption issues, all kinds of things right now.
KING: He was adopted? M. OSMOND: He's. Yes, I think he was. He is the most amazing kid and...
KING: How are you dealing with it?
D. OSMOND: Well, you can see. I mean...
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KING: Yes, but she's also dancing...
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KING: I mean I bring it up because...
M. OSMOND: It's been a hard week.
KING: ...no one's had a week like this.
D. OSMOND: Yes.
KING: Fiftieth anniversary...
M. OSMOND: Yes.
D. OSMOND: I don't...
KING: ...your father passes, you go into the quarter -- there's only four left on "Dancing With The Stars" and you're dealing with a son in rehab.
D. OSMOND: Well, you know, what I think is what's really helping her...
KING: How do you bounce all of those balls?
D. OSMOND: I'll help you here for a second...
M. OSMOND: Thank you.
D. OSMOND: ...because you're -- you're a little...
KING: I didn't mean to...
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D. OSMOND: Larry is throwing darts at you.
M. OSMOND: You're fine, Larry. You're fine.
D. OSMOND: But, first of all, she's got her support team around her. A lot of people in this country and a lot of people in the world are dealing with these kinds of issues. And the Osmond family, just because we're a close family, it doesn't mean we're exempt from those issues, because society can throw a lot of trash at you.
If, as was pointed out here, it was Larry's wife that told him about Marie's son, since she and Marie are friends, old Larry is sleeping on the sofa.
Good for Donny for calling Larry on his sh*t.