Contest to determine the least mature...

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_Trevor
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Contest to determine the least mature...

Post by _Trevor »

Here is what SHIELDS deems worthy to post by way of exchanges between a clueless anti-Mormon and Dr. Peterson. Unbelievable. Which is worse, that this was sport for skinny-l, or that SHIELDS memorializes it on its site?

Date: Wed, 24 Jun 1998 19:09:19 -0700 (PDT)
From: Matt Scott <mattscott8@hotmail.com>
Subject: greetings
To: dcp6@email.BYU.edu
I once had a dream. I dreamt that the Mormons would rise up and lead our nation to greatness..That they would save the world with the teachings of Joseph Smith. Then I woke up and realized how stupid the Mormons really are. The LDS church is the largest growing CULT in the world. That's right you see since the Mormons base their religion on the teaching of a man that makes them a cult. If you don't like my grammar you can shove it where the sun don't shine. I would just like to say that you are going to Hell because you think that joseph smith is the way to Heaven. You're pretty slick. That's almost as ingenious as believing that some day you can be a god. You folks come up with some great ideas maybe you can get a job writing fiction books (i.e. the Book of Mormon.)

love always

Matt Scott V.P. of The Anti-mormon Crusade


Date: Wed, 24 Jun 1998 21:13:18 -0700
From: Daniel Peterson <dcp6@email.BYU.edu>
Subject: Re: greetings
To: Matt Scott <mattscott8@hotmail.com>
Cc: Skinny-L <SKINNY-L@LISTS.TELEPORT.COM>
ANOTHER deranged Scott? It must be genetic.

Daniel Peterson


Date: Thu, 25 Jun 1998 18:32:03 -0700 (PDT)
From: Matt Scott <mattscott8@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: greetings
To: Daniel_Peterson@BYU.edu
>ANOTHER deranged Scott? It must be genetic.
>
>Daniel Peterson

hey moron.you must think you're pretty slick.well you're not.have a nice life you stupid bunghole.

love always,

Matt Scott ANTI-mormon CRUSADE


Date: Fri, 26 Jun 1998 12:41:47 -0700 (PDT)
From: Matt Scott <mattscott8@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: greetings
To: Daniel_Peterson@BYU.edu
[the quote is also from Matt Scott]
>hey moron.you must think you're pretty slick.well you're not.have a
>nice life you stupid bunghole.

very original.

A.m.C forever,

Matt Scott


Date: Fri, 26 Jun 1998 12:54:56 -0700
From: Daniel Peterson <dcp6@email.BYU.edu>
Subject: SKINNY: Re: greetings
To: Matt Scott <mattscott8@hotmail.com>
Cc: Skinny-L <SKINNY-L@teleport.com>

Matt:

Does your Mom know what kind of messages you are sending out over the family computer?

Daniel Peterson


There you have it folks, the kind of dark conspiracy that occurs on skinny-l: full grown, PhD educated men stroking their egos by collecting dunce quotes. Not so diabolical as pathetic, really.
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Post by _William Schryver »

I've seen much better stuff than that. In fact, some of the people (not many, but some) can actually form an intelligible sentence or two.

Of course, it's hard to beat the kinds of gems with which The Great and Spacious Trailer Park™ abounds.
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Post by _Scottie »

DCP wrote:ANOTHER deranged Scott? It must be genetic.

HEY!!! I take great offense to this!! ;)
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Post by _KimberlyAnn »

Scottie wrote:
DCP wrote:ANOTHER deranged Scott? It must be genetic.

HEY!!! I take great offense to this!! ;)


Don't fret, Scottie. I bet every deranged Scott is, in fact, Scotty.

It's your "ie" that makes all the difference. :)

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Post by _Scottie »

KimberlyAnn wrote:
Scottie wrote:
DCP wrote:ANOTHER deranged Scott? It must be genetic.

HEY!!! I take great offense to this!! ;)


Don't fret, Scottie. I bet every deranged Scott is, in fact, Scotty.

It's your "ie" that makes all the difference. :)

KA

WHEW!! I'm very relieved. Thanks KA. :)
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Post by _asbestosman »

*Belch*

There, did I win?
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Post by _beastie »

Of course, it's hard to beat the kinds of gems with which The Great and Spacious Trailer Park™ abounds.


Your choice of invective reveals only your own insecurity about your own upbringing. It's quite silly to anyone else.
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Re: Contest to determine the least mature...

Post by _harmony »

Trevor wrote:Here is what SHIELDS deems worthy to post by way of exchanges between a clueless anti-Mormon and Dr. Peterson. Unbelievable. Which is worse, that this was sport for skinny-l, or that SHIELDS memorializes it on its site?

Date: Wed, 24 Jun 1998 19:09:19 -0700 (PDT)


They can't find anything more recent than 10 years ago? They must not be trying very hard.
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Re: Contest to determine the least mature...

Post by _Dr. Shades »

harmony wrote:They can't find anything more recent than 10 years ago? They must not be trying very hard.


I think it's been up the whole 10 years.
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Post by _Trevor »

William Schryver wrote:I've seen much better stuff than that. In fact, some of the people (not many, but some) can actually form an intelligible sentence or two.

Of course, it's hard to beat the kinds of gems with which The Great and Spacious Trailer Park™ abounds.


I knew it would appeal to you, Schryver. It is right up your alley.
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