How to Eat a Reese's, MDB Style

[_asbestosman]

Bond: I'd like to eat my Reese's with some girls here on campus, but first I need to notice which ones actually notice me. In the meanwhile, I'll visit Juliann and see what she thinks of having me spread a bit of my nutty goodness at MADB.

Not true. *wink*

Oops, my bad.

Bond: I'd like to eat my Reese's with some boys here on campus . . .
j/k. I'm sure the Bondman has a girl for each arm if not for each eye as well.

[_Trevor]

W.W. Phelps:
Go with me, will you go to the Reese’s side—
To the peanut butter innards that hide inside?
Where the chocolate conceals what you can’t see
Oh sweet, sweet, beloved confectionary.

Now that was genius.

[_Bond James Bond]

Bond: I'd like to eat my Reese's with some boys here on campus . . .
j/k. I'm sure the Bondman has a girl for each arm if not for each eye as well.

No thanks. More than one and you have your hands full, literally as well as otherwise.

[_Brackite]

Brackite: Hello All Here, There is a New Article on the Web Site Page, from EatReeses.com. The Evidence is indeed, very, very overwhelming that the Peanut Butter Cup is indeed the source from which the Book of Abraham was 'Translated' from. Here Is the Link to the Web Site Page...

LOL!

Thanks for the good laugh here CaliforniaKid.

That very much looks and sounds like it is definitely how the Brackite eats a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, M.D.B. Style.

[_antishock8]

Nehor: I hate those things. They're sick, disgusting, vile perversions of peanut butter and chocolate.

*goes back to parent's house, to his room, locks door, Puts on Q Lazarus "Goodbye Horses", undresses, dims the lights, puts on silk bathrobe, begins to rub Reese's cups on lips, and dances..."

[_ludwigm]

...
ludwig: In hungary we ...
...

1. Please write hungary as Hungary, even we are a small country.

2. I don't know, what are You talking about. In Hungary, we have nothing to be called Reese or Reese's. Probably this is something speshul and weird and unintelligible american thing like calling the milliard as billion, calling the middle school as high school, or electing GWB second time.
( by the way, we have inefficient politicians elected more than once, but they are stupid in different way. )

[_harmony]

2. I don't know, what are You talking about. In Hungary, we have nothing to be called Reese or Reese's. Probably this is something speshul and weird and unintelligible american thing like calling the milliard as billion, calling the middle school as high school, or electing GWB second time.

You poor darling. No Reese's in Hungary. So you're hungry in Hungary. Or you would be, if you knew what Reese's really are.

(personally, I'm not a fan of Reese's. Give me a Mounds any day).

[_ludwigm]

I'm sorry, Mounds sounds as chinese as Reese's for me.

In fact, I hate all the global things for example Mc'Anything and that chains which are trying to sell the same specialities in the whole world for a week. The next week, the next speciality.

In the last twenty years I stepped into Mc-something a few times. Only to use their toilet. They are clearer than the public ones.

[_Ray A]

In the last twenty years I stepped into Mc-something a few times. Only to use their toilet. They are clearer than the public ones.

I presume you meant cleaner?

:)

[_ludwigm]

Yes.

I were happy if this were my biggest error in grammar and knowing the clear meaning of every word I use.

Please read this little list from one hu->en dictionary (which may or may not be perfect)

tiszta -» articulate
tiszta -» bare
tiszta -» blank
tiszta -» chaste
tiszta -» clean
tiszta -» clean-cut
tiszta -» clear
tiszta -» fine
tiszta -» franchised
tiszta -» hygienic
tiszta -» legible
tiszta -» light
tiszta -» limpid
tiszta -» liquid
tiszta -» lucid
tiszta -» mere
tiszta -» platonic
tiszta -» pure
tiszta -» rank
tiszta -» saintly
tiszta -» sheer
tiszta -» straight
tiszta -» transparent
tiszta -» unadulterated
tiszta -» unalloyed
tiszta -» unclouded
tiszta -» undefiled
tiszta -» unobscured
tiszta -» unsoiled
tiszta -» unstained
tiszta -» unwritten
tiszta -» white

Translation is a tricky procedure.
Joseph Smith did it with divine help, using U&T, known by nobody.
I should do it day by day, online. That is, I read the english text - sometimes slang, sometimes clinch/pun/quibble/quip/wordplay, sometimes americanism, sometimes typing error. My private U&T (built out of little grey brain cells) does the remaining dirty works.
The one thing which really hurts me to not understand any joke perfectly.

Anyway, thanks for every help.