LDS Church vs. Porn...what happens if we lose?

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_Jason Bourne
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Re: LDS Church vs. Porn...what happens if we lose?

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The Nehor wrote:
truth dancer wrote:What about prevention? Anything the church is trying to impliment?


Following the Bible more completely.

Masturbation:

If the hand offends thee, cut it off.

Pornography:

If the eye offends thee, pluck it out.

PROBLEM SOLVED!



Dealing with Dorks.

Kill them all..... :geek:
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Jason Bourne wrote:Dealing with Dorks.

Kill them all..... :geek:


Then who will make me look good by comparison? :sad:
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Re: LDS Church vs. Porn...what happens if we lose?

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Jason Bourne wrote:

The Church is now using a 12 step addiction recovery program


Step 1 - Pay your tithing. Jenn Kamp;)
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Re: LDS Church vs. Porn...what happens if we lose?

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Step one: Decry a common practice as sinful
Step 2: Charge money for salvation
Step 3: Profit
And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space...and meaning
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Re: LDS Church vs. Porn...what happens if we lose?

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If you are going to view Porn do so by renting a room at a Marriott Hotel. That way Bro Marriott gets the money and the Church gets the tithing. The more you rent(both room & adult videos) the richer both get.

A simple, elegant solution to the whole problem.(as long as Marriott doesn't turn the records over to the LDS Church)
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Re: LDS Church vs. Porn...what happens if we lose?

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What is the definition of addiction in the case of porn? I think the church has a much narrower perspective than what most people outside the church would agree with. Does this help or hinder efforts to overcome it or not?
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Re: LDS Church vs. Porn...what happens if we lose?

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Mercury wrote:Step one: Decry a RECENTLY common practice as sinful (Porn has recently become much, much more common)
Step 2: Punish those who sin (including telling them not to pay tithing in many excommunication cases, possibly making the Church poorer).
Step 3: Hope for repentance from those who sin.


Fixed for accuracy.
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Re: LDS Church vs. Porn...what happens if we lose?

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I think that porn will go the way of teachings on birth control or oral sex. They won't repudiate the former teachings, they will just stop talking about and try to bury the old references. Like talking about the Heavenly Mother or damnation for suicides, the brethren will discourage even bringing up the topic.

But by this time, the Church will continue its slow decline into a backwoods church that is a haven for armchair survivalists and wheat collectors.
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cinepro wrote:BCC has compiled the 50 most interesting comments on the subject from their discussions. The different perspectives are worth a read.

I read in that page that the Church's 12 step recovery program for porn addicts is called "He Did Deliver Me From Bondage". Rich.
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John Larsen wrote:
cinepro wrote:BCC has compiled the 50 most interesting comments on the subject from their discussions. The different perspectives are worth a read.

I read in that page that the Church's 12 step recovery program for porn addicts is called "He Did Deliver Me From Bondage". Rich.


BDSM is out too? :cry:
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