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Will Dr. Shades never get anything right?
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A very Happy Birthday to our illustrious leader!!!
Hope you had a wonderful day, Shades! Welcome to the great 4th decade. Just remember...you age like a fine wine.
Hope you had a wonderful day, Shades! Welcome to the great 4th decade. Just remember...you age like a fine wine.

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Since it's time to begin my midlife crisis, I'm wondering what form it should take. I'm far too poor to afford the Camaro or the Porsche, so clearly the sports car is out. Does anyone have any non-automotive suggestions for how my midlife crisis should be conducted?

Through the magic of e-bay and DVD compilations you can buy back your youth one small purchase at a time. I love my "Challenge of the Superfrinds" DVD.

Much happiness on your birthday Shades. Just be sure to keep a fire extinguisher handy in case that cake gets out of control : )
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
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Happy B-day Doc!
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A spring chicken, just like me.
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Happy Birthday. Hope it is/was a good one...
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Dr. Shades wrote:Thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes!
I am now weighed down with great trepidation over the sad fact that I'm now middle-aged. Ugh.
Since it's time to begin my midlife crisis, I'm wondering what form it should take. I'm far too poor to afford the Camaro or the Porsche, so clearly the sports car is out. Does anyone have any non-automotive suggestions for how my midlife crisis should be conducted?
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Happy Birthday, Shades and Brackite! I hope you both have special someones in your life to give you a good spanking on this special day.
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Hey Shades,
I thought middle age began at sixty...
I'm thinking you just don't need to play that game... it is optional!
Again, why even bother with a crisis. It takes way too much energy and is much too negative.
Enjoy the moment, appreciate EVERYTHING good, treasure lovely relationships, make your corner of the world a little better, and live your life as you want to be remembered.
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I am now weighed down with great trepidation over the sad fact that I'm now middle-aged. Ugh.
I thought middle age began at sixty...

Since it's time to begin my midlife crisis,
I'm thinking you just don't need to play that game... it is optional!
I'm wondering what form it should take.
Again, why even bother with a crisis. It takes way too much energy and is much too negative.
I'm far too poor to afford the Camaro or the Porsche, so clearly the sports car is out. Does anyone have any non-automotive suggestions for how my midlife crisis should be conducted?
Enjoy the moment, appreciate EVERYTHING good, treasure lovely relationships, make your corner of the world a little better, and live your life as you want to be remembered.

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"The search for reality is the most dangerous of all undertakings for it destroys the world in which you live." Nisargadatta Maharaj