Congratulations to Will Schryver on Attaining Godhood Status

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Re: Congratulations to Will Schryver on Attaining Godhood Status

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Paul Osborne wrote:Does this mean that I have to bow down before him?

I want to be a god too? What do I have to do to be a god other than open my mouth a thousand times?

:lol:

Paul O


It's OK, Paul....You're a God in training. You just need to spend more time in my Goddess Suite. LOL
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Re: Congratulations to Will Schryver on Attaining Godhood Status

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Mormonism is like MDB: one only needs to stick around a while to become a god.

Mormon godhood/MormonDiscussions godhood is too easy to obtain to mean much and besides, the benefits aren't that great. No omniscience. No omnipresence. The VIP Suite is too crowded.

That's why I'm no "god." I'm the Cupcake Queen. Omnidelicious. Omnifrosted. Singular in glory.

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Re: Congratulations to Will Schryver on Attaining Godhood Status

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Interestingly, we apostates and non-believers may disagree with Will about what "world to come" may or may not exist. It's all imagination, belief, fantasy, myth, whatever. But we do exist, as people, here on Earth, at the same time. There really is a person behind that avatar, just as there is behind mine, and everyone else's here (except the occasional spambot posts of course...).

What this really means is that we're really all in the same boat. The distinctions between us are artificial, and of our own device. What the divisions here really signify is not that we're all so very different from each other, but that we're all so very human, and doing precisely the kinds of things human beings do. It's so human to believe in superstition, and it's so human to argue about it with others. What goes on here is, then, not atypical of humanity, but in fact very typical of it.

Way to go, team!
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Re: Congratulations to Will Schryver on Attaining Godhood Status

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liz3564 wrote:It gives me great pleasure to bestow the glorious honor of Godhood status onto our theatrical "apologist we love to hate"........the illustrious William Schryver!!!!!

Congratulations, Will! You have reached over 1000 posts in the Shady Acres Trailer Park.

You are cordially invited to a party in the Goddess Suite! :wink:

If anyone has NICE things to say about Will, now is the time!

Speech! Speech!

Shucks, folks ...

Anyway, my time is short this morning, so my "speechifying" will have to be postponed until later. But I want to thank all of you who took the time to congratulate me on my exalted status. I will respond to some of your remarks as soon as time permits ...
... every man walketh in his own way, and after the image of his own god, whose image is in the likeness of the world, and whose substance is that of an idol ...
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Re: Congratulations to Will Schryver on Attaining Godhood Status

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KimberlyAnn wrote:Mormonism is like MDB: one only needs to stick around a while to become a god.


KA

Not true...I have not been granted "godhood" after 5,500+ posts. But then again, don't want "godhood". Oh well.
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Pa Pa wrote:
KimberlyAnn wrote:Mormonism is like MDB: one only needs to stick around a while to become a god.


KA

Not true...I have not been granted "godhood" after 5,500+ posts. But then again, don't want "godhood". Oh well.

Um, I'm showing you currently at 49. Sock puppet?
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.
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Some Schmo wrote:Um, I'm showing you currently at 49. Sock puppet?


Or confusion between this MDB and MADB.
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Not a "sock puppet" and she was speaking of MDB, not this place.
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Bingo.

Congrats on making godhood, Will - have mercy on your subjects, please.
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Re: Congratulations to Will Schryver on Attaining Godhood Status

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Sethbag wrote:Enjoy your Godhood, Will, as it's the only one you're ever actually going to attain.

You are alive! :mrgreen:
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